Wakey Wakey

Abbreviation of "Kosemek Ars, Wakey Wakey."
A phrase said by the strongest of 23 year olds, can be uttered only by beings who are able to bench 600lbs+

"Kosemek, my father just die-"
"Kosemek? Wakey Wakey?"

by Lera, The Sacred January 13, 2025

Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton

Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

by D_strikes September 25, 2017

Jakey Wakey

A term used for a person with a huge Gyatt

Dude that guys name must be Jakey Wakey cause look at the GYATT!

by Jakey Wakey with the big Cakey December 17, 2024

wakey jack

A wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. Can also be referred to as a jack wakey.

John: Dude, I feel so alive!

Larry: Why are you so cheerful...

John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!

by Zephyr560 April 18, 2014

cakey wakey

jacob ross..

our cakey wakey was very cute

by ObinLaden69420 May 18, 2025

Fakey Wakey

When you awake from a dream to realise that you still in a dream.

"I thought I was Awake, but it was a Fakey Wakey"
"I had multiple Fakey Wakies last night before waking up for real"

by MightyNjal March 31, 2021

Wakey Snack

Waking someone up by "eating" their genitals and/or anus.

My girlfriend wouldn't get up, so I gave her a wakey snack. Now the dishes are done.

by Ajent Oranje June 10, 2018