Tobi Lou is the waterboy
by Jim beklyn August 17, 2019
Get the Waterboy mug.Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.
Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.
by Andrew5544 March 31, 2008
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Whiteboy fetish - n. Pertaining usually to women of minority decent (eg. Asian women) who only date whiteboys.
Blank Kim,Lee,Hu, (Fill in your asian last name) is (fill in your asian minority), yet she only dates whiteboys, I think she has the whiteboy fetish.
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Get the waterbottle mug.The Backstreet Waterboys is a term referring to a small gang within the Triads of Hong Kong. The Backstreet Waterboys are relatively unknown, although there are rumors that they are rising in numbers.
As rumor has it, the Backstreet Waterboys travel in groups with numbers ranging from 7 to as many a 15. The members are easy to spot due to their gym shorts and sandals, as well as a lack of a shirt. The leader is always marked with a white beach towel that hangs off his neck like a scarf.
Their crimes range from petty larceny to murder and assassination. They always attack in "packs" with modified boxcutters and switchblades.
All that is known of the structure is this:
1.) "The Coach" - Supposedly one leader at the top, however most Hong Kong residents believe this really to refer to a sort-of council.
2.) The Refs - The guards of the Coach. Usually law enforcement.
3.) The Realdogs - The bosses of the underbosses - they filter info to the Refs...supposedly. Some rumors float around here in Hong Kong that there are as many as 5 layers between the Realdogs and the Refs.
4.) The Underdogs/Underbosses - The bosses of the groups that commit the crimes detailed before. Easy to find due to the white beach towel.
5.) The Rookies - The men under the underbosses. It should be mentioned that the underbosses have a great amount of autonomy in how they treat their rookies, as well as how they are promoted.
As rumor has it, the Backstreet Waterboys travel in groups with numbers ranging from 7 to as many a 15. The members are easy to spot due to their gym shorts and sandals, as well as a lack of a shirt. The leader is always marked with a white beach towel that hangs off his neck like a scarf.
Their crimes range from petty larceny to murder and assassination. They always attack in "packs" with modified boxcutters and switchblades.
All that is known of the structure is this:
1.) "The Coach" - Supposedly one leader at the top, however most Hong Kong residents believe this really to refer to a sort-of council.
2.) The Refs - The guards of the Coach. Usually law enforcement.
3.) The Realdogs - The bosses of the underbosses - they filter info to the Refs...supposedly. Some rumors float around here in Hong Kong that there are as many as 5 layers between the Realdogs and the Refs.
4.) The Underdogs/Underbosses - The bosses of the groups that commit the crimes detailed before. Easy to find due to the white beach towel.
5.) The Rookies - The men under the underbosses. It should be mentioned that the underbosses have a great amount of autonomy in how they treat their rookies, as well as how they are promoted.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about the Backstreet Waterboys?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the towel dudes right? In Hong Kong?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the towel dudes right? In Hong Kong?"
by Offspree March 7, 2018
Get the Backstreet Waterboys mug."can i give you a waterboat?"
"sure, whats that?"
"i'll show you."
*man puts his head in between breats*
'phhttttt'
*blows raspberries*
etc
"sure, whats that?"
"i'll show you."
*man puts his head in between breats*
'phhttttt'
*blows raspberries*
etc
by Kilaaa August 12, 2007
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John Stewart (The daily show):
So how did John Kerry convince Karzai to change his mind. Oh I know: listening to John Kerry go on and on, tat's like waterboring.
So how did John Kerry convince Karzai to change his mind. Oh I know: listening to John Kerry go on and on, tat's like waterboring.
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