mega-waggie

1.One whose waggieness is so extreme, it is taken to a MEGA level
2. To be bi-curious about life's decisions
3. One who pours their expensive bottled beer into a glass
4. 1,000,000 Waggies
5. See also F-3.14

"Look at that Mega-Waggie, dirtying up a clean glass to pour his beer into"

by z4rt4n February 8, 2009

Wagging

To ditch an event or school
"Hey Damo,what did you do on Tuesday?"
"I fucken wagged school because i'm a real Aussie cunt"
"Hey maybe you shouldn't wag school"
"HEY SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH BEFORE I MAKE YOU.Wagging is what a true aussie does,unlike you Clancy"

"Wagging is what a dipshit bogan does because he hates school,and i'm a dipshit bogan that hates school"

by Wagging April 4, 2015

the tail wagging the dog

This means that the least important part of a situation has too much influence over the most important part.

Bob:Honey, let's buy new purple carpet to match the purple lamp shade.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.

by Mojo maniac October 9, 2008

Waluigi’s Nunchucks

A slang term that means nunchucks owned by Waluigi

Cool guy: Hey look it’s Waluigi’s nunchucks
Ugly head moron: Does that mean something inappropriate?
Cool guy: No

by Goteem ugly head moron August 7, 2018

waluigism priest

A person who has devoted their entire being in to the practice of Waluigism, also known as that kid Lucca, who brought his Waluigi shrine to summer camp.

The Waluigism Priest shall now sacrafice a Nintendo 3DS to Waluigi, ALL HAIL THE GREAT GOD WALUIGI!

by InternetIdiot2 June 21, 2020

WALUIGI

A self proclaimed god who was a god even before he was created. one day a spec of purple dust was in the air they it landed on a woman who already had a child named Wario, suddenly out of nowhere the spec transformed in to a baby Waluigi. little did the woman know that she was holding and molding a god. eventually he grew to full size and proclaimed himself the lord of WAH. from this day fourth noone has seen him yet someone thinks they might have seen him at a sports rally where strange Wahing noises were heard after the ports rally ended. noone knows for sure where he is but hes out there somewhere....

waluigi is our lord and savoir and now he shall bless us when we speak the magical word in which is his power source.

by colininthehouse October 9, 2018

Tail Wagging

1. When you create events to happen to suit your agenda.
2. Manipulating the universe around you in such a way that you get what you want and no one knows you set it up.
3. Planned luck.
4. creating a 0% risk event for yourself or others.

The politician was caught Tail Wagging.

by Slyke The Phoxenix January 3, 2009