WAD

Wednesday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to WND.

Probably the best of all AD's, because Wednesday is just a great day to go out drinking.
Best enjoying in moderation, having WND on a weekly basis is fine, a weekly WAD however will lead to serious brain damage.

Also be careful combining WAD with too many other AD's during the same week.

MAD, TAD, ThAD and FAD are fine, but WAD is best!

A: Are we going for WND today?

B: Why not make it a WAD for once?

A: I'm in!

by Milanifan January 21, 2011

wad

white milky ejaculate fired from the penis, usually down a womans throat

she sucked me until i blew a huge steamy wad in her mouth .... bitch swallowed every drop :)

by juice November 3, 2002

wad

cum that is fired from a mans penis, after he either pleases himself or fucks another person.

oh my god, that wad was big, it went everywere!

by cort_09 October 24, 2007

wad

A man's ejaculation

I blew my wad on her face
I blew a wad in my pants after seeing that girl

by SomeRandomPerson111 May 5, 2009

wad

a delicious brownie-like dessert invented, made, and named, by Glen in the movie "Accepted".

Glen: "look what i did"
Bartleby: "ugh! what are those?"
G: i call 'em GlenWads. they contain every delicious flavor in every single bite, try one"
B: "i'm not gunna lie to you, they look discusting."
G: "this shit will get you high on flavor alone"
Blonde Chick: "glen, i love your wads."

-later-

Hoyt: "what are you doing?"
Bartleby: "i'm eatin' a wad."

by capitan chevale January 3, 2008

WAD

acronym for "what a disgrace"...kinda says it all!

When a person doesn't live a tip after good service, I say: WAD (What A Disgrace!).

When you don't leave the big piece 'o chicken for your guest, I say WAD (What a Disgrace!).

When I see men wearing short, stained, T-Shirts with big beer guts sticking out...What do I say? WAD...What a disgrace!

by pattio November 16, 2010

Wadding

The act of inserting larger and larger objects into the urethra of the penis to stretch it out. Usually performed until another penis can be inserted into it.

I've been wadding myself so much I can't stop peeing. But I can fit two dicks in there now.

by phadrox February 24, 2010