Wilf

This word describes someone as being good at most things except learning because he is braindead.

Oi mate you see that guy over there he is a Wilf.

by ltsmepuppet November 1, 2019

wilf

What is Life For? band hailing from Gosport, Hampshire, UK
Influences; Strung Out, Incubus, S.O.A.D, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chilli Peppers etc.

WILF incubus jamming with the chili's while billy talent and the foo's have noisy sex in the corner!

by quis est vita pro? September 19, 2009

Wilf

Widow I'd like to fuck

Did you do that wilf last night ?

by Fletch1975 June 18, 2018

wilf

walrus i'd like to fukk

I would love to eat potato salad out of a wilf's vagina.

by Drew Bruning & Adam Harju April 13, 2007

wilf

Weasley I'd Like To Fuck

or just a ginger whom you would like to fuck

Person one, " who is your wilf? "
Person two, " oh, definately Ron "

by LuPoo April 21, 2010

wilf

Wolfe id like to fuck

Mrs. Wolfe is such a wilf, did u see her clean myg0tkwolfe computer screen?

by Kevin Mcwolfe April 29, 2005

Wilf

Werewolf I'd like to fuck

Jacob Black is a wilf.

by SABUHT November 26, 2009