sparkling wiggler

A derogatory term commonly used to describe a sexually active African American female.

"I'm just heading down to the corner of 3rd and Colfax to meet up with some Sparkling Wigglers."

by BonafideRealOne April 19, 2022

Cranky Wiggler

A chap that has no real reason to exist. He's just there. No purpose, like a tentacle-less squid rolling around on the seafloor straight into a waiting crustaceans open mouth hole.

"You are a Cranky Wiggler, Micheal."
"Cheers, let me go roll into a mouth hole."
"You do that buddy." *eye roll*

by Dangerous Dong September 10, 2023

Stick Wiggler

Commonly used as a term to describe helicopter pilots since flying is done with a stick more commonly referred to as a Cyclic. Although some fixed wing drivers might glom on and try to use it also since some airplanes are flown with a stick instead of a yoke. Such as a Supercub or F-16. Not widely used yet but becoming ever more popular in the helo world. Careful with this environment because many helo pilots are gay and this word can be mistaken if used in front of newbies. Also robbie rangers are quick to throw out new words to look cool and they may actually be checking for Gaydar signals amoungst a new group of friends. But when used in the right time and context it can mean somebody is quite handy at what they do.

Yeh, the other day me and the ol' "Stick Wiggler" here (Place name here) landed the 206 on a rock at 12'000 ft. and took a piss on our way across the Rocky Mtns.

by Coochief May 8, 2010

dick wiggler

A female who acts as if she wants to have sexual relations with you but really intends on never giving you anything of that nature. She just likes the attention and likes fucking with guys heads by using her flirtatious abilities.

-It's been 2 months that I've been texting christy everyday and I still can't get any play.

-Did she say she's dtf bro?

-She never gives me straight answers she just laughs and sends me kissy emojis

-Sounds like you got a real Dick wiggler on your hands.

by Carcini April 9, 2017

Penis wiggler

An offensive, stupid and/or obnoxious person, usually male

That guy who cut me off is a total penis wiggler

by madmanskin August 11, 2010

tit wiggler

Originally defined specifically for prostitutes and madams in the wild west, but has since spread to apply to all persons selling themselves for money.

For instance,

"That girl was a bonified, first-class tit wiggler."

"I agree good sir, she sold me with her impressive tit wiggling skills"

by FreeformPaul June 24, 2013

Bum Wiggler

"Pro" cyclists-- Usually social riders, wearing lycra pants and jerseys, riding bikes worth more than a respectable motorcycle, and training on quite possibly the most inconvenient roads while people are attempting to get to work/school/home-- usually major, single lane roads-- and often not in the bike lane.

Not all "pro" (or pro-am) cyclists are bum wigglers but the ones that are, you typically find going up that tight, annoying stretch of hilly road at 15mph/20kph when you're already late for work.

That bloody Bum Wiggler with the Porsche jersey on Bridge St. showed up again. If he makes me miss the team meeting again I'm just going to run the bastard over.

by Numbers85 February 27, 2011