White bread children

A way to describe the stereotype of kids raised on beige food and white bread. Not relevant to class. Eg. You can have a white bread Waitrose kid or a white bread Tesco kid. Definitely a characterisation inflicted by parents. A very British, naive, sheltered, pale stereotype of a child, and all that goes with it.
“I don’t really get on with my cousins, we’re quite different, they’re white bread children”
by Irma. March 1, 2018
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white-bread-box

1. A typing of Caucasians as individuals not qualified to dance well, jump high, sing soulfully, or generally relate to the human experience of anyone not Caucasian.

2. A racist device used to perpetuate the above type of Caucasians.
Hank: Poor Jimmy's havin' a heck of a time getting that Breakdancing scholarship...
Hal: He just can't seem to break out of that white-bread-box.
by Moco Loco 84 February 11, 2010
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white bread

Bland, uninspired.
My school is so white bread that their fight song is Fight Song.
by Young Old Man January 24, 2020
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stale white bread boy

Damn why does Michael Cera always play the same stale white bread boy in all of his movies
by bluebruce December 15, 2023
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Stale White Bread Boy

The dull guy in movies that falls for a manic pixie dream girl to escape from his mundane life, whithout one the other doesn't exist.
First coined by finalgirlstudios on youtube
You're the stale white bread boy to my manic pixie dream girl <3
by bluebruce December 15, 2023
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