where do babies come from

Its a question many children ask their parents. The answer varies depending on they way they want their child to know...

Child: Mommy? Where do babies come from?
Parent: Well Suzie, when one boy fish and a girl fish love each other very much.....

by Rissy December 29, 2005

where do babies come from

The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.

Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.

Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008

Where did you get your gender?

People use this term to refer to someone who owns their body and look powerful but at the same time they aren’t part of certain gender standards or don’t look like a certain gender at all. If a person uses this term it means they are gender envious of your looks and how your gender is figured out.

Example: Oh my god! You gorgeous, ugh, where did you get your gender?!?

by thatrainyrain February 14, 2022

where do we stand?

The most dreaded words in the English language. May be used by:

1) bosses to survey how productive an employee is being on a task. Chances are, said employee hasn't been working so much as he has been writing UrbanDictionary definitions.

2) girls (and gay men) who want to survey the status of a relationship. Chances are, the guy (or somewhat dignified girl) has to sugarcoat the fact that he or she is using said girl or gay guy for his or her body, and nothing more.

Boss: Sooo where do we stand? Did you implement that absurdly disinteresting software feature?
Employee: *closes multiple browser tabs* Uh... *takes out gun and shoots self in temple*

by PositiveZero March 17, 2007

where did the party go

a bomb ass song by Fall Out Boy which appears on their album "Save Rock And Roll"

person 1: my friend's favorite FOB album is Save Rock And Roll
person 2: isn't that the one album with Where Did The Party Go on it?

by wtfkina June 22, 2016

Where Does The Good Grow

A live “show” that Tegan and Sara created to entertain their fans during the Coronavirus Pandemic, which became popular almost immediately. The show includes their famous banter, Sara’s gardening, Tegan’s great interviewing skills, Sara’s cats: Holiday and Mickey, funny comments from their mom, Sonia, their art director, Emy, and Sara’s partner, Stacy, and best of all: a tipsy Tegan and Sara. There’s something for everybody. A shirt was relased in support of Where Does The Good Grow. Every Thursday, they go live on Instagram at 3pm PST, to host Where Does The Good Grow.

“Hey, are you going to watch today’s episode of Where Does The Good Grow?”

“Of course! I wouldn’t miss it!”

by SuperStarQuins May 14, 2020

Where Do Babies Come From

You’ll Find Out

Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough

Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1

Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing

Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually

The End

by Khihow2 May 14, 2022