Welcome To Bangkok

A hilarious, usually unintentional way to say "go fuck your mother".

Person 1: Welcome to Bangkok!

Person 2: *stabs person 47 times in the chest*

by SecretAgentKaBoomKaBoom September 11, 2011

Welcome to Flavortown

When you grab a friends drink, food, article of clothing etc and rub it against your genital (clothed preferably) area whilst yelling "welcome to Flavortown " thereby giving honor to Guy Fieri and inducing multiple chuckles, and creating an atmosphere of camaraderie.

Steve just gave the new guy the "welcome to Flavortown " greeting, I think he's an okay fella.

by bartleyrose May 23, 2021

welcome to the game

a response to a statement without actually giving a coherent response. Causes the person who said the statement to become confused, befuddled, or angry. either way it makes then shut up and mentally review what they just said so you dont need to listen to them anymore.

lets someone know u owned them without actually telling them

person 1 " hey, someone drank all my beer!"

person 2 "welcome to the game."

person 1 "what game...."

by AH121 January 12, 2011

Welcome to Facebook

Usually found at WTF, Welcome to Facebook, is a term first designed by Mark Zuckerberg himself. He made this shortened word to explain to people, "Facebook IS something different!" Give or take a few weeks, and people had turned its common use on facebook for bad. Thereby, turning..WTF... to What the Fuck, instead of Welcome to Facebook.

Dude1 - "Hey, where's Bob?"

Dude2 - "He got in troubl, because yesterday, his dad made a facebook, and he told him WTF, and told him that it meant "Welcome to Facebook", then his dad proceeded to message every one of his friends.... "WTF"!

Dude1 - "Yeah..... "

by Babepleaser January 11, 2012

Welcome to Texas

eating out a girl, then later to find out you contracted illness from her vag.

Strope was Welcome to Texas,then passed on strep to the rest of his roommates.

by Yell Leader Alpha December 16, 2008

Welcome to the N.H.K.

The name of a very interesting light novel, manga and anime series created by Tatsuhiko Takimoto about Tatsuhiro Satou, a hikikomori, or shut in, who abuses drugs and looks at porn. There are a bunch of other characters with their own problems. A great franchise to get into.

That guy over there reminds me of Yamazaki from Welcome to the N.H.K. because he looks at child pornography.

by Dark Characters in Brawl December 24, 2007

you're welcome

The only phrase in the english language that has no correct response other than changing the subject entirely.

you: Thanks for the cheeseburger.

a friend: You're welcome.

you: I......yeah, so.....um, I'll...... yes.

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you: Thanks for forgiving me about the whole "pizza" thing.

a friend: You're welcome.

you: So that was some pretty fine bowling, wasn't it? I mean those guys are professionals.

by Manamanah March 29, 2009