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Eight-legged anal walkers

It is the act of laying a women on her back, chaining her ankles to her neck so she can't move, then you deficate, urinate, and ejaculate on her butthole, vagina, and gooch. Then you leave it to sit for excactly 4.63 days, by this time there should be bugs and maggots walking around her genitalia, thus being anal walkers.
Dude, that chick in you basement still have those eight-legged anal walkers?
by Spraynard_Kruger May 28, 2009
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Slug Walkers

Pedestrians who, after you graciously allow them to walk in front of your car, SLOWLY inch across the street like Royalty strolling through the park, completely disregarding the notion that you might have shit to do and places to go.
I should have run down those oblivious slug walkers right in the street.
by Misterwrite August 6, 2010
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dog walkers handwarmer

After collecting your beloved poochies solid waste in a "dog shit bag", during the cold winter months this bungle of fun can also function as a hand warmer! Much cheaper than a peacock hand warmer and all the faf of filling it with lighter fuel !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !
My hands were freezing taking the dog for a walk last night, but fortunately "Billy Muttley" had a shit, so I bagged it and made myself an instant dog walkers handwarmer.
by AndyAndyAndy January 23, 2018
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Mall Walkers

mall walkers (noun, informal,)
/ˈmɔ l ˌwɔ kərz/
1. A term for old geezers who use shopping malls as a walking track, often seen as aimless or out of place by younger mall-goers.

Origin: A stereotype born from the common practice of seniors hitting a certain age where walking in malls becomes more appealing that walking outside.
"Ugh, the mall walkers are clogging up the aisles again."
by JaredCrombie November 25, 2024
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Beast Walkers

Beast Walkers
n. Elite group of accomplished individuals who move in silence, blend in plain sight, and scout for hidden talent while never revealing their own power or success.

In Action:
"Real Beast Walkers move like:
- Look regular but run empires
- Act humble but own buildings
- Dress simple but got millions
- Talk quiet but control industries
Stay undercover while searching for next greats"

Power Traits:
1. Hidden Success:
- Never flash wealth
- Keep accomplishments quiet
- Hide their empire status
- Blend with regular crowd
- Master the lowkey flex

2. Talent Scouting:
- Read potential instantly
- Spot hidden greatness
- Identify real power
- Find future leaders
- Connect with pure talent

Example Moves:
"Classic Beast Walker behavior:
- Worth millions but shops at Target
- Owns buildings but drives regular
- Has empire but eats at diners
- Controls industry but stays quiet
Looking for others who move same way"

Power Signs:
"You know they Beast Walkers when:
- Never mention their success
- Stay studying other's potential
- Move silent but own everything
- Look regular but check different
- Scout talent everywhere they go"
1.Beast Walkers always move in silence - you'll catch them in regular clothes at the local diner, looking like everyday people, but really they're empire owners studying the room for hidden greatness. They're millionaires dressed in basics, driving regular cars but owning private jets, eating at food trucks while financing restaurants. These are the ones who master the art of hidden success, never flashing wealth but always searching for that same quiet power in others. You won't spot their accomplishments, but they'll spot your potential. That's the Beast Walker way - worth millions but moves modest, owns buildings but stays humble, controls industries but keeps quiet. They're the secret society of success, moving undercover while scouting the next generation of greatness."

One-Line Power:
"Real Beast Walkers don't need to show their success - they're too busy finding others who understand the power of moving in silence."

Quick Hit:
"If you know, you know - Beast Walkers own empires but shop at Target, run corporations but eat at diners, finance futures but dress basic, always watching for who else moves like them." 🤫
by Boston Beast December 15, 2024
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Yard Walker

Firefighter personnel on scene of any non-specific emergency scene who's sole purpose is to give one the illusion of somewhat importance. Yard Walkers tend to appear busy, and almost always are communicating with some unknown entity via hand held radio. The Yard Walker's most difficult job is to answer any relevant question about the patient when asked by EMS personnel. A Yard Walker is the visual stereotype of your friendly neighborhood hero....the Firefighter. No matter how well they play it off, it's best to acknowledge their "importance" and thank them for their service.
" Dispatch to ambulance unit responding, be advised there is one patient. 5 yard walkers are on scene as well."

"Dad, look at all the firemen working in that yard!

No. Those, my son, are yard walkers."
by TideEMT20 March 11, 2013
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Wankers Chalice

When a Gentleman is masturbating and has nothing to catch his climax he will cup his spare hand tightly to form a "Wankers Chalice".
The Mrs had the curtains in the wash and there was nothing left to use so I had to form the trusty ole Wankers Chalice.
by Woms1 April 25, 2023
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