waddle of shame

The awkward pants-around-your-ankles shuffle you are forced to do when the last person didn't replace the toilet paper and the spares are far out of reach.

Curse you brother for forcing the waddle of shame upon me! Replace the toilet paper when you finish the roll!

by liliawhisper April 8, 2015

turd waddle

The act of waddling - with pants down around the ankles - from one public bathroom stall to the next in search of paper with which to clean the poo from ones unwiped poopchute. This movement is typically used when a tiny piece of turd neglected to dislodge itself from said rusty balloon knot and their is little more than one square of shit ticket left in said stall and the person that has performed the shit wants not to incur a skid mark on their undergarments.

Ahmed is such a dipshit, he should know by now that the county is fiscally challenged and made a cognisant decision to forego toilet paper in all county schools, oh well I guess I will have inform Mrs Parrymore that he will be late to class again due to his 2 hour turd waddle

by cornfritter October 22, 2010

Waddle Job

To receive head from an elderly female with a large, flabby waddle. During the hummer, the receiver will swat her waddle back and forth while she bobs the knob up and down. At climax, it is customary and appropriate to yank the waddle straight down to help open the throat.

Last week at the over 60's Canasta game, Morty met a lady friend with a flabby, old saggy waddle. He talked her into the janitor closet between hands and she gobbled his goo during a climactic Waddle Job.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015

Waddle-trot

Extremely obese person attempting to move quickly!

As steven was in full waddle-trot he sliped and fell on the way to the buffet line.

by Wulffman December 24, 2010

poop waddle

That walk to the toilet when you haven't hit poop sweat stage, but your body is done waiting for you to go to the bathroom voluntarily.

Man, I had to poop waddle to the nearest bathroom after that long car ride.

by PWdefiner July 17, 2017

Waddle Teacher

A very fat teacher, often an office worker, in which all they do is waddle around and enforce rules. They are usually found in hallways, lunch rooms, and in trashy apartments once they get off work.

Dude #1: Why weren't you in class today?
Dude #2: A Waddle Teacher gave me detention for running in the halls bro.

by Mr.WoeBeGone February 4, 2021

shit-waddle

The act of waddling towards the object you are pursuing while shit resides on your underside

I forgot my toilet paper in the truck and had to shit-waddle all the way back to get it.

by Toiletpaperbandit February 13, 2014