vesting

-when one spends money frivolously to get laid
-investing in useless things to attract the attention of a special someone

Person 1- Wow, why did Steve spend so much money on that shirt?

Person 2- I don't know, dude. Steve just wants to get in her pants.

Person 1- Can't believe he is vesting so hard.

by bobskittlescents May 6, 2011

Visiting Grandma

It is the code name for travelling a distance to engage in sexual intercourse.

You know i like Visiting Grandma like 2 or 3 times a week.

by jizz bro's September 4, 2011

Auntie's Visiting

Menstruation

"Don't want to go into the pool rn, Auntie's Visiting"

by Rosé T June 3, 2017

Vestingbar

A bar at the university campus of Enschede, that's not accessible due to the door being always closed (except for douchebag fraternities). The website claims it's open 364 days a year, for all.

Bro1: "Wanna go for a drink at the Vestingbar?"
Bro2: "Fuck that shit, the door is always closed."
Bro1: "Oh yeah. Let's call Alex the beer guy again."

by Witbreuksweg June 1, 2011

Visiting Jack

Code word for jacking off, or masturbating.

Greg visits Jack everyday.

Dude- Where's Bob today?

Dude 2- Hes visiting Jack.

by Mr. Flavorful March 1, 2011

visiting fireman

an important person who often gets special treatment, such as someone who is visiting to observe the workplace

A visiting fireman passed through town today.

by The Return of Light Joker October 2, 2009

Family's Visiting

When its that time of the month for women. On the Rag. Mother- nature calls.

I caint have any sex, cuz the Family's visiting.

by H2 August 3, 2005