vissue

a technical glitch specific to the Windows Vista operating system.

I just installed a bunch of updates and my media player is all jumpy.

Must be a vissue.

by Placenta Claus February 5, 2010

Vessy

Short for Vesseline: This hairy Bulgarian lover will have you screaming for days! He has a very small penis and his beastly looks and foreign style will arouse you in the strangest ways. His hairy face, chest, thighs, butt, back and feet make up for those days you wish you had a Chia pet.

As Vessy ran out of the bushes the people in the park scattered screaming, Big foot!.

by VLsquared July 31, 2006

vossy

Vossy is a nickname that can be used to describe any endearing mouse-like individual who attempts to be tucker max drunk whenever possible.

"Down annother pint vossy, you know you can"

by its-so-yummy November 11, 2006

Visscher

Means amazing. Usually quite shy. loves people. your out of luck if you dont know a Visscher because they are the worlds greatest gift.

She is such a Visscher

Cuz she is a Visscher

by PeopleAreSilly November 20, 2011

Vissed

A virtual kiss. The V comes from the first letter of 'virtual' and the rest is the end of the word 'kissed'. Usually is used in a physical stance.

Dave: I just vissed my girlfriend. It didn't go down well.
Brian: Pff, who would want to viss you?

by Ravencopter February 13, 2010

vissenbjerg

Vissenbjerg is the city for the biggest hustlers and thugs. its known for the motorcykelgangs and the sales of weed on the streets, dont talk shit in Vissenbjerg if u dont want to get beat'n op

These Vissenbjerg C Guys are LIIIIIIT, so much gang shit

by GANGAGNGganggabnggagagagagagag August 20, 2018

Vissenberg

someone hoe likes fishing on mountains and has gray hair and a grey beard. he is also a biologie teacher

Fucking ring ring ring...
Person: What are you doing
Mr Vissenberg: Just fishing on a mountain while teaching biologie

by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019