Vicious Mockery

A spell in the 5th edition of DnD, which allows a bard to damage a creature by insulting them.

Essentially, it's a way to kill creatures using deez-nuts jokes.

DM: The dragon is bloodied and seems like it's on its last points of health. Bard, you're up.
Party: Please, don't use Vicious Mockery...
Bard: He fat.
Dragon: dies.

And that's how we stopped playing DnD.

by RadSpoon July 5, 2021

Sid Vicious

1: a very-bad big-man wrestler who broke his leg on a wCw pay-per view in January 2001
2: one of punk rock's pioneers with the Sex Pistols. Infameous for the Sid & Nancy tradic love story which ended with both being dead.

Sid Vicious the wrestler, sucks ass!!!!
Sid Vicious of the Sex Pistols f*ckin' rules!!!!

by Mike May 13, 2005

Sid Vicious

Sid Vicious, (Simon John Ritchie,) was born May 10, 1957, to his father Micheal and his mother Anne. Shortly after he was born, his father left, and he and his mother moved to the Spanish island of Libza, where Sid's mother made a living selling drugs. By 1974 and 1975 Sid began using methanphetamines and was expirencing anti-social and destructive behaviors. The name Sid Vicious comes from John Lyndon's (Johnny Rotten's) pet hamster. While Sid was not originally a member of the Sex Pistols, he later joined after their bass player, Glenn Matlock, left the band in 1977. It was often said by many close to the band that when the Sex Pistols played live in concert, Sid's amplifyer was turned off or down very low. While this is true, Sid could play bass, just not very well. In November 1977 Sid met his future girlfriend Nancy Spungen. She was an American rock band groupie, and a born herion addict. Although they were clearly in love with each other, their rocky relationship had a deteriorating affect on the Sex Pistols. The Sex Pistols went on to break up in 1978. Sid then embarked on a short solo career with Nancy as his manager. He played with artist inclulding Joe Strummer of the Clash and Jerry Nolan of the New York Dolls. Meanwile, Sid and Nancy became even more drawn into the drug scene. The last night they were together, they checked in to their room (Room 100)at the Chelsea Hotel. Sid awoke to find Nancy crumpled dead in their hotel bathroom. She was stabbed only once in the abdomen. Sid was arrested for her murder, although he had no memory of doing so. There were also many other suspects in Nancy's murder, however, a bail of $50,000 was paid by the Sex Pistol's ex- lable Virgin records, and Sid was temporarily released. In February 1979, Sid was at a party to celebrate his release that was held at his new girlfriend, Michelle Robinson's house. He was supposedly clean from all drugs at this time, due to drug rehab he recieved at prison. However, at the party, he used herion he got from his mother to overdose. He died that same night. Sid and his mother wanted his remains to be burried next to Nancy's, but Nancy's mother would not allow them to be. There are many rumors about the exact location of Sid's remains, but the exact resting place is not known.

Even though Sid Vicious was addicted to drugs, he loved his girlfriend so much that he commited suicide to be with her in the end.

by Logan Marie September 1, 2006

sid vicious

1. Bass player who couldn't play; "played" with the Sex Pistols. The inabilty to play didn't stop him being the coolest dead man alive.

2. Incredibly hot.

3. Dead. Heroin is bad.

I had a dream I had sex with Sid Vicious.
It was the best dream I have ever had.

by ClockworkRose December 20, 2004

Viscous

Having high resistance to flow. In other terms, the more dense the thicker the consistency. Is meant to be applied to asses of substantial dimensions.

Damn baby, you viscous!
Kim Kardashian's sweet ass has the viscosity of a generous dose of corn syrup unlike Paris Hilton's ass that is just like a teaspoon of water.

by Reagan 05 May 25, 2008

Sid Vicious

Crazy motherfucker what played bass for one the best punk bands ever, the sex pistols, sid did not know how to play bass and was notorious for being violent on stage, anywhere from self-mutalating himself or calling the audience a "bunch of fucking queers"
in conclution SID VICIOUS is the definition of punk rock and is a fucking god

sid vicious is the only person i have heard of to get sooo stoned that he murders his own girlfriend.
GOD BLESS SID

by sam October 26, 2004

vicious man-eating hamster

a hamster that feeds on human flesh

My best friend was eaten by vicious man-eating hamster.

by N.R. McTwizzler October 2, 2009