Minnesota Vikings

A team in the National Football League (NFL) whose idea of a successful season is not choking during the last 5 weeks and missing the playoffs. Unlike other teams, they know they will never win a Super Bowl and once they make the playoffs, that's pretty much it.

Here it is, the season's on the line. Two receivers left and right. McCown, takes the snap, he steps up, he's all by himself...FIRES INTO THE ENDZONE. CAAAUGHT!! TOUCHDOWN!!! NOOOO!!! NOOOO!!! THE CARDINALS HAVE KNOCKED THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS!!!!

by Big Johnny D. July 26, 2008

lost vikings

A very good, but little known, puzzle game for the SNES, Genesis, and GBA.

The Lost Vikings is an awesome game.

by ddt June 28, 2004

minnesota vikings

The greatest nfl team ever. They should be making the superbowl every year but are being held back by their fuckwit coach Brad Childress.

Guy#1, "Who won in the nfl this weeekend?"
Guy#2, "The Minnesota Vikings beat Detroit"
Guy#1, "That goes without saying, the Vikings rock!!!"

by woody#1 March 1, 2009

Vikings with manners

There Are NO Vikings With Manners!!

do i need to explain
Vikings with manners do not exist.

by Allysa August 3, 2007

Ben Vining

A beautiful man who has amassed 1000 hours on destiny and has a thing for the lady’s. If she is pretty enough she might receive $100 from him. He had his first kisses on New Years night with two skanks but it’s ok BECAUSE he said they have big tits.

I can’t tell if he’s a player or just a Ben Vining.

by Nword420 February 20, 2020

Emily Vining

A beautiful girl with an even more beautiful personality, even if your mad when hanging out with her for a short period of time you will become very happy!;) she has eyes like diamonds and a heart of gold, her soul is pure. She has the body of a greek godess but the heart of mother Mary, she is a burning fire as well as a cool breeze, she refreshes your day like a cold soda and brightens it like a cloudless sky. Shes the one and never think twice about letting her go.

Gosh Emily Vining makes me SO hot.

by ethpsmitty July 21, 2021

Red Vining

The act of wrapping two penises around each other for sexual pleasure.

I accidentally walked in on two guys red vining. I thought they were conjoined twins before I realized what was going on...

by SavingYouth December 8, 2012