Vin Diesel 

A Sextastic manly MALE who men fear, women lust after, and children look up as a hero. (Preferably bald and good at chess)

"Wow, see that humpdaddy? He could be Vin Diesel!"

"That bus filled with children was pulled from the river by a random stranger!!"
"I bet it was Vin Diesel!"

Vin Diesel by JuliaSmooty January 9, 2006

Vin Dieselites 

Vin Dieselites are followers of Vin Dieselisim. Vin Diesel is considered god and all commands by Vin must be followed.
Vin Dieselist festivals include 'chainsaw juggling week', 'Vin Diesel Appriciation Month' and 'Christmas Kombat'. A challange against Vin Diesel's Manlyness, Abilities or Ideals in the presence of a Vin Dieselite will Likely end in gladitorial combat.

Hail Vin Diesel!
-Vin Dieselites at The VIIV party congress of Vin Dieselites.

Vin Dieselites by Matthew Ledwitch April 3, 2006

Vin Diesel 

Inexplicably shit actor.

I just saw that new Harry Potter movie. Mike Newell is to Harry Potter what Vin Diesel is to acting!

Vin Diesel by Ross the Omnipotent December 28, 2005

The Vin-Diesel

To firmly, and without prior notice or preparation, insert a finger(s) into the butthole of the person(s) with whom one is engaged in oral sex, resulting in low to moderate pain that kills the romantic mood.

A poopy finger(s) may result. See “dirty-diesel”

Me: She was giving me this amazing blow job and then, out of nowhere, she shoves a finger in my ass and starts to go at it. No lube. Long finger nails. And just raw dogs it, fast and furious.

Friend: bros. you got the vin-diesel. that shit hurts.

Me: right?! Just use lube next time. But at least it wasn’t a dirty-diesel.

The Vin-Diesel by MassIndulgence November 2, 2022

Vin diesel 

A newbie. Billed as the action-adventure star of the next generation, his acting really sucks. Unfortunately for all of us, most of the 'new generation' of Hollywood actors are even worse which leaves him looking surprisingly good.

Hey, at least he's not as shitty as Ice T, or an arrogant egocentric twit like Tom Cruise.

Vin diesel by C++ September 13, 2005

vin diesel 

One word: God

Person 1: What religion is Vin Diesel?
Person 2: Vin Diesel has no religion. For Vin Diesel is God.

vin diesel by fearme February 10, 2010

Vin Diesel 

A man that shelters his homosexual erotic desires so well in the shadows of hollywood he can openly torture heterosexual men by portraying a pea eyed turkey neck goblin, capible of snatching your girl right out from underneath you.

Dont be such a Vin Diesel, save some pussy for the rest of us.

Do you like woman or do you just Vin Diesel?

Vin Diesel by jayrock888 April 17, 2019