John Karlo Vigil

AKA "LIL JK AK" a John is a Simp he also puts the "U" in BUM and his music low-key WACK

stop being such a John Karlo Vigil ,are you trying to get deported???

by the lil man with the plan May 2, 2019

Vikings with manners.

Vikings who will apologize about getting ash and blood on your new carpet as they rape/pillage/kill your house/family/village.

After killing my grandad by bludgeoning him to death with the cat, Oloff gave a shrug and grunt to kinda say "whoops, my bad" after he saw the massive amounts of blood splatter. Of course, he then proceeded to steal all my silver and make off with my wife. Regardless, he stood out among his peers as one of those vikings with manners.

by Oloff the Safety Viking April 8, 2009

Viking Burial

Throwing something of sentimental value out the window of a moving car. Usually this item's time has passed, its broke, or it is used up. Items often given the viking burial include empty lighters, broken bowls, small pets, and electronics.

Dude 1: Dude, this lighter is dead.
Dude 2: What? Really? Well, that was my favorite Bic with the poker chips on it. Fuck it give it the viking burial.
Dude 1: (Chucks lighter out window on the interstate)

by Viking9922 March 24, 2009

Viking Sex

having loud aggressive sex regardless of who is around or where you are. Also encouraged sounding a Norse horn to sound the impending penetration.

Every time I hear Gjallarhorn I know to get out of the apartment quick because my roommate is about to have Viking Sex whether I am there or not.

by Bhedric1 January 26, 2012

Belmont Video Vigilante (B.V.V)

This low-life Michael Edward Wilson drives around Belmont, NC and surrounding areas, causing altercations and then video taping the reaction. He posts his videos on youtube MW77698 and tries so hard to make himself out to be the victim. He is a danger to society. He instigates dangerous situations and will even follow you to your destination. He enjoys stalking teenage girls and screaming vulgar words at them. He is known to carry a gun. Every police department, fire department and emergency service is aware of his dangerous actions and have even placed an alert on his address. If you find yourself in front of him or behind him on the road, you will more than likely see yourself on youtube that evening, regardless if you were doing anything wrong. This man is a danger to society and the public should be informed!

Tony: Hey man, I heard you had a run in with the "Belmont Video Vigilante (B.V.V)"
Mike: Yeah, he got behind me and started filming me as I drove.
Tony: I heard he lives on South Point Rd. in Belmont, NC?
Mike: Yeah, be careful driving around Gaston County, that's where he stalks. You can google him, all his information is public.

by People Against Michael Wilson April 25, 2013

Viking Hammer

A contraceptive method dating back to the Vikings.

When having sex with a wench who is unsuitable to bear his children, the Viking pulls out and ejaculates on his knuckles then proceeds to punch the wench in the face.

Mike: so what happened with that chick you took home?

Mark: oh not much...we had sex for a while, but i was too lazy to put a condom on, so I ended up just giving her the old viking hammer...

Mike: Pow! Right in the kisser!

by Grinch11 June 21, 2008

Viking Kisses

When two heterosexual men express their deep bromance by rubbing there awesome beards together.

After not seeing my good friend for along while we embraced and gave each other a big ol' Viking Kisses.

by valhalla30498 December 27, 2011