Vertical Salami Bomb 

Get your significant other in the yoga position, 'Downward Facing Dog', while you are standing up, grab her thighs to where they are now up by your hips, and she is on her hands facing down, similar to a handstand, rest your male member on the rim of her anus and pull up on her thighs as you thrust downward (extremely hard), forcing an air pocket into her rectum, which when done correctly will produce an immediate, thunderous release sounding much like a bomb.

Hey man, why did you and your girlfriend break up?" ..."Well, I gave her the Vertical Salami Bomb last night." ..."ouch

Vertical Salami Bomb by JpizzleFarizzle April 15, 2011

vertical labret 

A lip piercing, much like a labret. This peircing actually travels through one's lip (like the name implies) vertically.

That vertical labret is hot.

vertical labret by Blood November 1, 2004

vertical bacon sandwich 

A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.

Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.

vertical bacon sandwich by Muivirt August 30, 2006

vertical seafood taco 

A womans shaved Vagina which is symbolic of a upright taco shell stuffed with live squid and shrimp.

"i slammed into her vertical seafood taco"
"man, she had the juiciest vertical seafood taco ever!"

vertical seafood taco by D.Righteous July 25, 2007

Vertical stick 

A mondegreen, or commonly misheard lyric, in Lady Gaga's song "Bad Romance," which is supposedly a reference to the penis.

The true lyric is "vertigo shtick" as an homage to the Alfred Hitchcock movie "Vertigo," but is often misheard by many because of the intrinsic desire to find (perhaps intentional) innuendo in the media.

Stupid person whose idea of good music resides exclusively within top 40 radio: "(sings) I want your psycho, your VERTICAL STICK! LOLOL LADY GAGA IS SO CLEVER, AS AM I! VERTICAL STICK MEANS PENIS!!"

Person 1: "I want your psycho, your vertical stick!"
Person 2: "It's 'vertigo stick', dumbass. Lady Gaga's songs are seeping with lyrical brilliance. 'Vertical stick' is so moronic and SO below her level of amazingness."

Vertical stick by Boniqua Aginaville January 5, 2010

Vertical Grimace

See vertical smile also.

Vertical grimace is an adaptation on "vertical smile", referring to the female genitalia. A grimace, is a more horizontal facial expression than a smile, therefore assimilating more closely to a vagina shape when rotated 45 degrees; rather than a smile.

Scene..
4 LADS walking down the street, they spot a cluster of jailbait across the road.

"Look at the vertical grimace"
"It's very GRIM out here today"
"Grimace, 4o'clock"
"GRIMACE!!"

They won't have a clue you're talking about them!! Until everyone's using this phrase of course.

Vertical Grimace by NewquayJay November 13, 2011

vertical crush 

a crush on someone whenever they are dressed and vertical; as soon as they undress and it is headed horizontal you are repulsed and no longer interested(most males do not experience vertical crushes).

The 40 year old and I simply have no future; it's simply a vertical crush.

vertical crush by kari1981 January 4, 2011