vending machine

Drug dealers

play on playa

i got a fist full of vending machines (I control the drug industry)

by A pimp named slickback July 25, 2007

The Vending Machine

One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.

John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.

by The one and only Datum bitches August 7, 2010

venndiagramise

To compare the intersections of two sets, in cute circular circles.

(American: venndiagramize)

Jeff: I have "shagged" twenty girls.
Dan: Cool bro, I've only "banged" thirteen girls.

Jeff: Wouldn't it be weird if we've shabanged the same girls?
Dan: Shit man, yeah! Let's venndiagramise this data!

by BBarash December 5, 2012

vendingmeme

An account almost godly, creates original content, no stealing.

Yo that accounts a vendingmeme bro, doesn’t steal shit

by TheReeeMaster December 29, 2018

Vendi

Vendi is slang for "I'm good" its used in parties when a hammered person is lying

"Don't worry about me I'm Vendi"

by xannylikesit April 13, 2020

Japanese Vending Machine.

A phrase used when calling someone a whore just isn't good enough. Used to they'll do anything and be cheap about it.

You'll do anything to a guy for about a buck, you damn Japanese Vending Machine.

by only I really know June 30, 2009

Vending Machine Random

The process of putting your change into a vending machine and mashing every button to recieve an unexpected and usually disappointing item. It is however funner than just selecting an item.

If there are empty slots, thats just risky business. You have a chance of getting nothing!!!

The results of a vending machine random usually are a lot of swearing and anger. Strangely enough, you will find youself doing it again.

I pulled off a vending machine random a few minutes ago and i go salt & vinegar chips, what a waste!!

by Rob April 11, 2005