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A drugged up crack baby, with no life/friends, who should do the world a favour and die

by your mom March 27, 2003

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Escape Velocity

Escape Velocity in science is a theory about gravity and picking up enough speed to escape the Earth's atmosphere.

In philosophy it's that moment in your life when enough things are going right that you can finally break free from your chains.

"Today, I let go of all my past pain-- I've finally reached Escape Velocity."

by London Poison April 14, 2010

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Velocity Express

A shitty company who cares nothing about it's workers.

"I hate you"
"I've just been Velocity Expressed"

by Heywood May 20, 2004

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Velocity Water

The ability to shit through a screen door and leave no trace you were ever there.

Man, when we got back from Honduras, I have a wicked case of velocity water. It took me 20 mins to clean to toilet!!

by Havana Manor/ Chef May 9, 2008

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VelocityGirl

The infamous female gamer mentioned at E3 by Robbie Bach. She represents the non-hardcore, mainstream gaming crowd. She will probably buy an Xbox 360 Core System.

I'm not a hardcore gamer. I am like VelocityGirl.

by GrandmaFungoo November 9, 2005

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High Velocity Birth

The act of giving birth at a speed equivalent to mach 5.

Usually consisting of a baby rocketing out of it's mothers vagina and running into the doctor knocking him out.

"we need help in here we just hd a high velocity birth"

by Jack N. Meough July 31, 2009

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