vagtable sex

When a women uses vegetables to masterbate, a play on the words vagina and vegtables

Women- how much is that cucumber,
Shop keeper- 70pence love,
Women - great I will take it, its big enough for the vagtable sex I've got planned,
Shop keeper- want another for ur ass, i can do two for a pound.

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

by julian December 15, 2013

vanaja

Sanskrit word meaning :

Daughter of the forest.
Born in woods
Born in a blue lotus flower found in forests

Vana= Forest
aja = born

I am going to name my daughter Vanaja, i think its a gorgeous name.

Hi, I am Vanaja and my name means Daughter of the forest....how cool am I!! Bet you're name isn't cool enough.

by deepfunky March 21, 2010

vanadi

A know it all of dubious sexual practices.

Oh he's a right Vanadi

by Bernard Cribbins August 9, 2006

Vanbantered

The act of sending someone to Syria, permanently.

Person 1: " Hey do you know what happened to Micheal?" Person 2: "Oh yeah, he got Vanbantered"

by wigga69 January 11, 2021

leges sine moribus vanae

"Laws without Morality are in Vain" -Latin Proverb

The police officer lied about the commission of a crime, leges sine moribus vanae, what good are laws if people do not know the difference between right and wrong....

by Yehoshua June 9, 2016

vandalated

A combination of vandalized and violated

He hit me and my car with his baseball bat, I feel vandalated.

by Sydelgado November 30, 2016