Van Stry

A nerdy blond kid who has a giant house and is a mad bender in hockey. When a party is thrown at his house it's called project V.

Dude do you see Van Stry out on the ice? His ankles are bent at almost a 90 degree angle!

by Tell me why do you care? January 7, 2013

Van Slam

When a hooker is picked up in a van and there are multiple males ready to drive the van to pound town.

Marco was picked up last night and van slammed

by FagLips January 10, 2019

Van Sandwich

When an old bald guy eats an old sandwich that has been left in a van for days.

Have you talked to Dave? He got the shits after eating that van sandwich.

by BigBadJonW January 22, 2019

Van-Shittert

1) A ‘Van-shittert’ is a person who is addicted to playing video games even though they’re probably too old for them. Normally also has an American accent but doesn’t claim to be American.

2) a bit of a space geek and will talk about astronomy when trying to impress people. Has a temper problem that is expressed mainly when under-going physical exercise or participating in group cleaning activities.

Person 1: ‘he is clearly American’
Person 2 ‘I asked him earlier, he said he’s not from America!’
Person 1: ‘I saw him killing a pig on Minecraft as well’
Person 2: ‘Oh my god dude! He’s such a “Van-Shittert”.’

by skankhunt49 October 15, 2020

van-sexual

Someone who is attracted to any type of van or vehicle that looks like one.

Dude, what is up with Asians and minivans are they all van-sexual?

by WWizard February 13, 2021

Van Schwack Theory

The Van Schwack Theory, is the theory that it's very common in conversation that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant, then it does to simply say the ignorant thing.

Person 1: My friend is ignorant!
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it. Like exponentially longer.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin! Again!
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack THEORY. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says some pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain...
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Theory for you.

by Lark Bear May 23, 2022

Rip Van Stinkle

A fart that your ass has been conjuring for days, weeks, possibly months. This is no ordinary fart. May have the capability of rendering you and others around you unconscious. God have mercy on the soul of the poor SOB standing nearby.

Jesus Christ Dave! I think you killed my cat with that Rip Van Stinkle!

by Ronald McDonald's Ex October 20, 2020