Vegans Assumption Fallacy

A vegan must never assume that something is vegan unless and until it's confirmed to be vegan.

A vegan realised that he/she consumed a non-vegan product by failing to check the ingredients label, therefore falling prey to "Vegans Assumption Fallacy".

by Vegan1116 January 13, 2023

temporary veganism

A method to get out of eating some weird meat that you do not wish to eat.

Larry was invited to the Von Cider house. When they announced that dinner would be liver and onions, Larry (who loves steaks and chicken, etc.) said "that sounds great, but unfortunately I am a Vegan and can not eat that". Larry had successfully implemented the tactic of temporary veganism.

by Doctor Geo Zee October 28, 2020

That Vegan Teacher

Forces people to go vegan, doesn't realise veganism is a diet not a religion and doesn't bother to notice that Jesus ate fish
Makes millions of alt accounts and her dog is very unhealthy
Please save Bella

we need to stop That Vegan Teacher before her dog is the next victim

by super kk slider March 15, 2021

Veganal

The breathtakingly beautiful act of preforming anal in a decalcified browneye. As vegans do not consume meat, dairy, or eggs their colons move much faster and have no backlogs; providing a much more pleasant experience.

Veganal is as clean as smashing watermelons.

by Mr. Mistaken December 23, 2015

vegansexual

Vegan people who will only have sexual intercourse with other vegans

He is a vegansexual

by CloFri March 7, 2018

vegan penis

the yummiest thing alive

mmmm ryleigh have you tasted his vegan penis?

by vegan penis daddy April 14, 2019

Vegan Cat

A pejorative term used to discredit a a situation or something that would not have naturally occurred unless there was some form of external (usually progressive) intervention.

Person A (Virtue Signalling): Did you hear that there's going to be a Down Syndrome drag show?
Person B (Pragmatist): Did you hear cats choose to be vegan?
Person A: I've never heard of that.
Person B: That's because vegan cats don't exist, and $5 says those kids didn't come up with at idea either.

by Centauri_ September 21, 2019