venting plasma

The act of passing gas before a bowel movement to make one feel better untill the big moment.

Man, Mike was venting plasma for three hours before he FINALLY took a massive shit!

by oddmaster June 10, 2013

Venting

Talking is coping mechanism that allows a person to rationalize and validate their own fears, concerns ,worries, dreams and hopes. If we are not allowed to vent , we end up bottling up our emotions which is detrimental to the human psyche and can end up suffering from it's side effects. Such as Ulcers, depression , high blood pressure, anxiety migraines, fatigue..the list goes on and on. So when you find yourself in the position of being the receiver of someones griping moaning bitching realize that not always is advice warranted but more or less you have become the outlet for someones Physical and Psychological health.

She was purely venting, so don't take what she said personal

by psychobabbler February 14, 2010

venti

fucking shitty little bard that thinks hes actually barbatos but is a grandpa that needs to go to bed

cant forget hes addicted to wine

- "Did you see how cool venti is?"
--"Who? All I know is venti, the wine addicted grandpa."
-"Yeah thats him"

by venti u piece of shit come bac November 12, 2020

venti

No this is NOT the Starbucks drink. This is the so called 'Tone-def-bard'. The bard of Mondstadt and barbatos himself. Jean knew from the start and if you stan venti like you hate La Signora.

"Venti that you-"

by genshin_forever March 17, 2021

Ventiv

Poop

My dog dropped a steaming ventiv on the sidewalk. I gagged cleaning it up.

by mixer333 June 14, 2016

vestigial buttsack

When a person is born with the parts to form a butt (butt cheeks) but no flesh ever properly forms in it, so that the prson doesn't have the natural roundness of a butt and are therefore forced to sit on the extension of their thighs for lack of a natural butt. Or in simpler terms- lack of butt meat.

Hold on, is that Crystals's thighs or just her vestigial buttsack that's creeping from the top of her jeans when she bends over?

by Zoraya M May 19, 2008

Venting Machine

Being genuinely interested in listening to a friends venting and comforting them

Person: Im Comfortable telling you stuff guys.
True Friends: Hey Buddy, get it out of your system. We are your venting machines!

by The Shmucksonian November 27, 2019