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Otter Verified

A complement of sorts for when a person acquires a product for a larger than normal discount or even for free, even though this would be very unfavorable for the salesperson or shop.
Did you buy those new AirPods and send your old ones back to the retailer thus making your new AirPods free? That’s Otter Verified!

So, you bought this game which was already on a discount, then the next day you bought it again from the same website because it had another 5 euro discount. Then you also let the same company pay to pick up the old copy from your address. And afterward, this company also gives you a discount voucher for your discomfort? That’s very Otter Verified!
by Hermpie88 November 15, 2021
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certified creeper

Someone who is creepy to an extent where creeping may as well be their profession. They have it down to a science.
Zach keeps following me around... He's a certified creeper.
by creepertarget November 14, 2011
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Certified hood classic

Basically, it’s “white people music” that any hood nigga would let you play on the aux.
“Yo, u don’t mind I out on fireflys, do you?”
“Nigga, that’s a certified hood classic, tf you mean “do I mind”. PLAY THAT SHIT, nigga!”
by eatbeatnskeet February 5, 2021
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certified abstinence instructor

A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.
I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.
by YAWA August 19, 2017
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Certified User of New Technology

This is an acrostic term for cunt. Used mostly in technical environments
The boss broke our servers and made me stay late to fix them, he's a Certified User of New Technology...
by silvaplom June 4, 2010
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Certified lover boy

A boy who catches feelings easily.
by CLB April 19, 2022
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certified poop nigga

the realist poop nigga out there fr ong.

a certified poop nigga prolly got many hoes and is always chasin da bag✅😈
“Omg did u see zak today, he’s definitely a certified poop nigga!!”
by Sigmadaddy March 26, 2022
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