Aquatic Variable

Performing any sex move underwater

"Yo me and Mandi did Aquatic Variable "Blumpkin" last week, It was so exhilarating!

by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024

N-Variable Problem

A computational or analytical nightmare where the outcome depends on a vast number of input variables, many of which are unknown, unmeasurable, or change in real-time. Unlike a controlled experiment with few variables, here the interactions are so numerous that isolating cause and effect, or making reliable predictions, becomes a fool's errand.

*Example: Predicting the success of a startup. Variables include the team's skill, market timing, investor sentiment, technological shifts, competitor actions, regulatory changes, and pure luck. A VC's spreadsheet model with 20 key metrics is laughably simplistic against the true N-Variable Problem. Overconfident predictions are a sign of not grasping the variable space's sheer size.*

by Dumuabzu February 8, 2026

intermittent variable rewards

On social media platforms like YouTube, this term commonly abbreviated as IVRs refer to engagement metrics, such as likes, comments and subscriptions. For creators, this type of engagement can lead to more dopamine in the brain, resulting in a rush of pleasure and validation for their work.

The way his subscriber count kept climbing was all thanks to those intermittent variable rewards; every notification felt like a little win!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

isolate the variable

the act of focusing on an appealing portion of a person's body with a general disregard for the undesirable regions

Steve: Could you isolate the variable on that?
John: You know it. She's huge, but those are some mighty fine sweater cows.

Bill: You see that?!?!
James: You serious? She's hideous.
Bill: C'mon you gotta isolate the variable.
James: You right. She needs to turn back around though.

by tmack41 December 7, 2011

One consistent variable

You don't know how many consistent variables there are and if I had video evidence of a consistent variable that wasn't me you would hack the product ordering system of my place of employment and then all of the people I spoke about online would get fired or transferred within a month.

Hym "You're presupposing that there's only one consistent variable. You can't possibly believe there are not externally imposed circumstances. 'BuT yOu CaN't Do AnYtHiNg AbOuT tHoSe BeCaUsE iT cOuLd ReQuIrE mE tO dO sOmEtHiNg I dOn'T wAnT tO' Fucking garbage."

by Hym Iam December 30, 2023

Windows variables

Variables that windows uses (that you can use too) as shortcuts for files / directories (folders), typed in-between percentage symbols (%).

These are examples of windows variables (windows 7) :
%ALLUSERSPROFILE% -- C:\Program\Data
%APPDATA% -- C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming.
%USERNAME% -- Your user name that you are using.
%CMDCMDLINE% -- C:\Windows\system32\cmd.exe
%COMPUTERNAME% -- Computer name
Of course there are a LOT more, but they are too many to list in here.

by Not-underscore April 30, 2020

constants and variables

according to the theory of "eternal return", where one is fixed to repeat their own life over and over again infinitely, the people who populate your lives each time are split into two categories:

constants are those that will ALWAYS be there with each cycle (family, parents, siblings, children, the individuals you had those children with)

variables are those that change with each cycle, that are not always present around you each time (friends, co-workers)

your life is full of constants and variables. the father of your child is a constant and the woman he cheated on you with is a variable.

by bottomboy tj December 30, 2018