Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

kalder varga

a big black juicy cock and balls black male who loves fortnite burgers and green pussy and ham he will slurp ur pussy in a speedo while swimming

WOOAH he is such a kalder varga

by pussyabomination31 January 24, 2021

roberto vargas

Roberto Vargas is an amazing guy with a huge penis. he has the biggest heart, and will make you standards of men go up tremendously. he has a beautiful smile with dimples, and the cutest eyes ever. he's often insecure in his eyes, but in everyone else's eyes he is perfect. he sleeps with a stuffed bunny usually, and has a dog named Frankee. he is genuinely the most beautiful guy I've ever met. he is shy at first, but when you get to connect with him and appreciate him, he calls you mommy. You will fall involve with him without a doubt. He's very caring and patient, especially when you don't know how to communicate your feelings. Everyone needs a robby vargas in their life. I'm so glad I found mine. Anyway, he has a massive 15 inch penis that will demolish your vagina lips. He is also usually into feet. DON'T LET HIM LICK YOUR FEET! I wish robby saw himself the way I have seen him, since from when I met him till now. I love him. He always knows how to boost your confidence and make you feel like you're the only girl in the world. He's they type to open the door on all your dates, cry during marriage, make your parents love him more then you, etc. He's the type you loom forward to having a future with, to marry.

"Wow! That guy is so respectful and has a horse cock between his legs!"
"Must be a Roberto vargas!"

by KW vargas March 7, 2022

Vargas

Man who shits himself on command

Guy 1: did you see when Vargas shit his pants
Guy 2: yea

by Andrew Shorting March 27, 2019

Christopher Adrian Vargas

A "Christopher Adrian Vargas" is an extremely homoerotic gay dude who tries to stick his fully erect penis in his freinds mouth while they are sleeping during a sleepover.

That Christopher Adrian Vargas really destroyed me in my sleep!

by Mr. Big Balls (taken) October 27, 2023

melany vargas

The best girlfriend ever. No one else compares. She is the best :)

Me: “ Melany Vargas? Yeah, that’s my girlfriend!”

by J_Trussle September 18, 2022

Ivan Vargas

The best monkey you can ever ask for, and he likes to fuck his cousins every night on Fridays and gives them massive Alabama hot pockets.

oh its an Ivan Vargas

by Jimbo858585858585858 April 18, 2019