Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 04, 2025
A guy who usually plays magic, fuck bad bitches and drinks gin, he's also very talanted in not giving a fuck and riding the bike. Oh, and he's also the Meme Archivist and the Soundplug
Heeeey, do you have that meme that i was talking you about ?
-nah, sorry man, but i'm sure Quick Vargas Will have it
Are we going out or what ?!
-bro, i'm pretty tired, i think i'll pass for tonight
Aaaaaw maaan, you're the worst, now what i'm gonna do?!
-brroooo Just chill, you can call Quick Vargas of course, he Will probably be partying all night
Yo bro can I play a Song ?
-no man, you're music taste Is wack
But bro, Quick Vargas sent me this song and i was wonderin...
-What?! Quick Vargas, the Soundplug himself ?
Heey, somebody bring an aux to ma boi over here
-nah, sorry man, but i'm sure Quick Vargas Will have it
Are we going out or what ?!
-bro, i'm pretty tired, i think i'll pass for tonight
Aaaaaw maaan, you're the worst, now what i'm gonna do?!
-brroooo Just chill, you can call Quick Vargas of course, he Will probably be partying all night
Yo bro can I play a Song ?
-no man, you're music taste Is wack
But bro, Quick Vargas sent me this song and i was wonderin...
-What?! Quick Vargas, the Soundplug himself ?
Heey, somebody bring an aux to ma boi over here
by Boros Reckoner November 22, 2021
A "Christopher Adrian Vargas" is an extremely homoerotic gay dude who tries to stick his fully erect penis in his freinds mouth while they are sleeping during a sleepover.
by Mr. Big Balls (taken) October 27, 2023
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 01, 2025
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