Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

Do it

Stop wasting time, Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

by Jay.Vee.Zee November 23, 2021

christopher david vargas

the most badass person ever..he will fist pump your asshole to a bloody pulp. he lives in NJ, and works at the meat room in foodtown. yes boys and girls, he plays with meat for a living..

but! he lives in a cave, of darkness and despair. he looks like a sweet kid on the outside but is a monster waiting to rip your soul out; girls watch out..when you anger him, he will rip your ovaries out and make you wear it as a necklace.

secret super power... GO SPIDEY GO!

whats the difference between christopher david vargas and chuck norris? nothing.

by cockmeatsandwich243287 November 18, 2010

The Vargas

The act of climbing in bed with a girl who is 16 or younger.

The Vargas
"dude got drunk and vargased my daughter"

by anon56543653573642853 August 11, 2012

Luciano Vargas

A psychopath than you just can't stop loving.

Random girl: My boyfriend in prison is such a Luciano Vargas.

by TheCreepyThingInYourNightmares October 27, 2017

faith vargas

The best girl you will ever meet ❤️ Faith

-Daygo

Omg is that faith Vargas she is the best girl and super pretty

by DAYGO :) November 25, 2018

Erick Vargas

a person who's trying to fill the void of lost souls and broken hearts

oh erick vargas?

by apersonwhohasbeenwatchinghim June 1, 2019

Ivan Vargas

The best monkey you can ever ask for, and he likes to fuck his cousins every night on Fridays and gives them massive Alabama hot pockets.

oh its an Ivan Vargas

by Jimbo858585858585858 April 18, 2019