a not-so-sneaky way of saying that you are on your rag or riding the crimson tide. it is also a warning sign for men that they should either get away from the girl saying that her uterus hurts or kiss her ass and bring her comfort food. :-)
Guy: "Hey, what's wrong, are you sick or something?"
Girl: "I'm not sick, it's just that my uterus hurts!!!!!"
Guy: Thinking *maybe I should have walked away 5 minutes ago... fuck me... it's too late now.... oh well...*
Still Guy: "Hey, I have this Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, I love Reese's... But I know you like them too... You need it more than I do, for both our sakes..." *Guy hands Girl the Reese's*
Girl: "Thanx." *Gobbles up the chocolate!* "But you still need to FUCK OFF!!!!"
Girl: "I'm not sick, it's just that my uterus hurts!!!!!"
Guy: Thinking *maybe I should have walked away 5 minutes ago... fuck me... it's too late now.... oh well...*
Still Guy: "Hey, I have this Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, I love Reese's... But I know you like them too... You need it more than I do, for both our sakes..." *Guy hands Girl the Reese's*
Girl: "Thanx." *Gobbles up the chocolate!* "But you still need to FUCK OFF!!!!"
by Lindy Lou February 19, 2009
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Boyfriend: Looks both ways to make sure no one is watching then uterus punches her. "Not anymore, bitch."
Boyfriend: Looks both ways to make sure no one is watching then uterus punches her. "Not anymore, bitch."
by Uterus Punch Man December 9, 2008
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Everyone has a right to make their own choices about their own bodies, but also; keep calm and bleed on.
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Knowledgeable adult 2: "Yes, she has some serious big uterus energy going on!"
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Its good that Matt and Lillie hooked up, because Matt had blue balls and Lillie had a Pink Uterus.
To end Jamie's dry spell, and fix her Pink Uterus, she had a one night stand.
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