usb thief

A person who you once trusted untill you mistakenly lend a usb stick. only to then find out that they are a notorious and cunning thief

Usb thief someone who steels usb sticks.Dunk: Hi rose how are you could i get my usb back please.
Rose: hi dunk im sorry i have no idea what usb you are reffering to (sinister laugh)

by Giggledman August 7, 2015

Devil’s USB

A juul, a vape that looks like a USB

Last night Shelly got so nic sick off the Devil’s USB. Must have been a mango pod.

by 42042069 May 2, 2018

USB Dance

The act of flipping over the end of a USB device again and again to make it go the right way into a USB port. The longer the dance (i.e., any more than 2 flips), the dumber one appears.

I just watched my boss do the USB Dance with his flash drive for OVER A MINUTE trying to fit it into his computer. It was seriously was the highlight of my day.

by Oatmeal raisin the dead June 11, 2010

USB line

The thing which is used to get pictures onto the computer.

Girl: How do you get these pictures on the... the computer?
Man: It's called a USB line. I'll show you later.

by Baaru August 11, 2010

the devils usb

JUUL ya dumb fuck

#420, if I catch you smoking the devils usb in this christian bathroom, I'll have to give you a laceration.

by Unknown_647 March 12, 2019

USB Herpes

When your USB flash drive becomes infected with a virus and passes it off to every computer you plug it into. Also any computer that an infected USB drive has been plugged into passes the virus off to every USB drive plugged into it.

"Your computer gave me USB herpes!"

by Staples Maffiaa August 9, 2009

USB odds

The probability of any given event resulting in a positive outcome constrained by the odds of initial USB plug insertion; which should be fifty percent, but in reality is closer to zero.

So, do you think we'll win the lottery this draw?
I'll give it USB odds.
Yeah, I NEVER get that fucker in on the first try.

by YAWA December 31, 2021