fecal urgency 

The sudden feeling at your sphincter of having to emit waste very soon. This is a known side effect of a hangover, eating bad Indian food, and eating too many of those potato chips that contain the fat-substitute olestra.

Similar to santorum but no sex is involved.

After drinking heavily and eating a whole bag of those weird-tasting potato chips the night before, Henry awoke to a distrubing sense of fecal urgency.

fecal urgency by Artimus December 30, 2005

urgency

Something Aussies don't comprehend.

Man in taxi: I need to be there by 8 o'clock with urgency and it's 7:55 now. Can you go as quickly as you can?
Melbourne Taxi driver: Ah, we'll be right. No worries.
(Taxi driver misses every light in the next kilometre by going 40kph)

urgency by The Phantom Lexi September 18, 2017

ugrent 

When something is so fucking urgent, you cant even spell urgent right.

Hari, I have an ugrent problem that I need fixed immediately!

ugrent by LatoyaBanks December 20, 2017

Urgenslow

Something presented as urgent that isn't. Often used by sly would-be manipulators or egocentrics to achieve priority for their concerns over those of others. A low form of peasant-cunning, often used by the unintelligent. Once identified, this person's subsequent 'urgent' requests are never taken seriously. Can denote both the item and the process. See also superurgenslow.

A: "Please, you have to deal with this now, it's URGENT!"
B: 1 hour later "Okay, it's done. Can you please confirm you have it? Hello? Hello? Where did you go?"
C: "I can't believe you fell for that. All of his things are Urgenslow. Oh, by the way, I really think you should go to the bathroom now..."

Urgenslow by Sataneyes February 7, 2022

ungentlemanly weapon 

n. Slang for the male genitalia

Yesterday, on my date with Joey, he showed me his ungentlemantly weapon

ungentlemanly weapon by Nagem August 30, 2004

ungent

Slang for ointment, common among kids and teens who don't want to grow up.

I got a boo-boo! Mommy, get me ungent!

ungent by mist. September 10, 2004

Urgen 

Typically Swedish Twitch streamers have him.

Whilst streaming Alex picked up Urgen and said he is the sweetest little boy.

Urgen by Capguntomismybae February 11, 2019