updog

(n.) A highly offensive odiferous emination, or smell (in layman's terms), named due to its close relation to the smell of a canine's anal cavity.

Worker 1: "Been sweatin' our asses off all day, and now we gotta sit in this truck for the next two hours."

Worker 2: "Yep. You rot. It's gonna be smellin' like updog in here real soon."

by T.C. "The Chad" December 4, 2007

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Updog Disease

A serious illness often causing death within the first month of infection. It is not a laughing matter and should be treated with absolute caution. Those that have it often experience symptoms such as build-ups of Ligma, constant Sugma release, finding a unique interest in tapes and CD's, and anal inflammation.

"Why is Aidan not in School?"
"I heard he has Updog disease."
"Oh my god, that is terrible and not a joke in any way"

by Dr. Underthere March 9, 2020

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What's Updog?

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by some random ass kid January 17, 2022

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Mexican Updog

When you ate so much spicy food, that your spicy excrements the next day will deliver a anal/prostate orgasm.

Not to be confused with a Mexican lawnmower…

A: I just had a Mexican updog because of that spicy salsa yesterday.
B: Shit man, do you need some clean underpants?
A: No mate I’m alright, it happend when I was at the toilet. I felt like a cosmic experience, pooping the universe by having one toilet visit at a time.
B: aight mate, wanna grab some hot Cheetos after work?
A: Oi mate, let’s get a bunch of them!

by Cosmic pooper April 10, 2022

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