An institution with the noble goal of educating individuals within specialized fields, thus promoting the advancement of society. Today, the majority of people who attend good universities are spoiled rich kids who have had lucky lives and only want to get high-paying jobs when they graduate.
Jimmy asked Sally why she went to university, and she said so that she could become a money-licking lawyer.
by RyanM January 3, 2004
Get the universitymug. The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy defines Universe as a very, very big thing. A thing so enormously big that you can't imagine how big it is. A bizarrely huge thing. And so on.
The Universe has 0 creatures, because the universe is infinite and the number of creatures is finite. And all finite numbers divided by infinite are so small that it can be rounded to 0.
It has no importation or exportation, because it has nowhere to export or from which to import.
It also has no monetary unity and no banks.
The Universe has 0 creatures, because the universe is infinite and the number of creatures is finite. And all finite numbers divided by infinite are so small that it can be rounded to 0.
It has no importation or exportation, because it has nowhere to export or from which to import.
It also has no monetary unity and no banks.
by Fotus9 January 9, 2009
Get the Universemug. Some information to help you live in it.
1. Area: infinite.
2. Imports: none.
It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things from.
3. Exports: none.
See Imports.
4. Population: none.
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
5. Art: none.
The function of art is to hold the mirror up to nature, and there simply isn’t a mirror big enough – see point one.
6. Sex: none.
Well, in fact there is an awful lot of this, largely because of the total lack of money, trade, banks, art, or anything else that might keep all the nonexistent people of the Universe occupied.
1. Area: infinite.
2. Imports: none.
It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things from.
3. Exports: none.
See Imports.
4. Population: none.
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
5. Art: none.
The function of art is to hold the mirror up to nature, and there simply isn’t a mirror big enough – see point one.
6. Sex: none.
Well, in fact there is an awful lot of this, largely because of the total lack of money, trade, banks, art, or anything else that might keep all the nonexistent people of the Universe occupied.
Definition of Infinite
The Universe is infinite. Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real "wow that's big," time. Infinity is just so big that, by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.
The Universe is infinite. Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real "wow that's big," time. Infinity is just so big that, by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.
by Zkato May 1, 2006
Get the The Universemug. by Hagsist23426x January 10, 2008
Get the The Universitymug. by Duke zepar July 5, 2018
Get the The universemug. An idea that can be applied on an intergalactic scale, although more commonly used to state that a certain ideas apply or are accepted by all humans in general.
The idea that the brain is the primary thought processing center in the human body is universally accepted.
The theory of emotions and their correlations to facial expressions can be universally applied.
The theory of emotions and their correlations to facial expressions can be universally applied.
by Zukazamme May 15, 2008
Get the universallymug. 