n. YOU-ni-corn
A unicorn is a magical animal that can only be seen by the purest of the pure-hearted. Ancient accounts suggest that unicorns look like a horse with a spiraled horn protruding from the middle of its forehead. Not to be confused with a Pegasus.
Unicorns are majestic creatures, and some say that from one touch of their horn, they can heal anything.
A more modern twist to the mythological beast is that unicorns can fly without wings. Instead, they are propelled by the rainbows they fart out. They have been known to sneeze skittles and poop ice cream, and eat anything with sugar in it.
A unicorn must never be captured, as when it is, it turns into something looking like a large, orange, slimy object with one eye and a toupee. If this happens, it means that the unicorn has lost all their magical abilities and their will to live, along with their beauty and their brains, so they are basically a lump o slime and nothing else.
Luckily, as the purest or the pure-hearted never do such things, this has never happened, but if you do see someone attempting to push a large, neighing, invisible mass into a cage, then please stop them, as it is debated that the capture of a unicorn will lead to the destruction of humanity.
A unicorn is a magical animal that can only be seen by the purest of the pure-hearted. Ancient accounts suggest that unicorns look like a horse with a spiraled horn protruding from the middle of its forehead. Not to be confused with a Pegasus.
Unicorns are majestic creatures, and some say that from one touch of their horn, they can heal anything.
A more modern twist to the mythological beast is that unicorns can fly without wings. Instead, they are propelled by the rainbows they fart out. They have been known to sneeze skittles and poop ice cream, and eat anything with sugar in it.
A unicorn must never be captured, as when it is, it turns into something looking like a large, orange, slimy object with one eye and a toupee. If this happens, it means that the unicorn has lost all their magical abilities and their will to live, along with their beauty and their brains, so they are basically a lump o slime and nothing else.
Luckily, as the purest or the pure-hearted never do such things, this has never happened, but if you do see someone attempting to push a large, neighing, invisible mass into a cage, then please stop them, as it is debated that the capture of a unicorn will lead to the destruction of humanity.
Some believe that Donald Trump is a captured unicorn.
If you see a flying horse with a horn pooping rainbows, it is probably a unicorn.
If you see a flying horse with a horn pooping rainbows, it is probably a unicorn.
by LittleMissLily May 07, 2017
kid: oh look mom its a sparkly horse!
mom: oh no sweetie thats a unicorn.
teenager: nope.. that has to be edward cullen as a horse...
mom: oh no sweetie thats a unicorn.
teenager: nope.. that has to be edward cullen as a horse...
by blllleeeeeeeeeeep May 18, 2011
A sexual theatrical play where one partner attaches a strap on dildo and proceeds to penetrate the receiving partner with said dildo strap on.
Buddy: how was the white knuckler last night?
Me: she was into some wierd shit. I had to put a strap on my head, unicorning the fuck out of her
Me: she was into some wierd shit. I had to put a strap on my head, unicorning the fuck out of her
by Doctor_chang.aka.hung-lo January 09, 2014
A unicorn orgasm is like the greatest orgasm ever. Your body/parts of your body go numb. You have muscle spasms that last longer than the sex. It lasts longer than your average joe or orgasms and you don't think it'll ever stop. It's almost like you black out and go to a different world for that period of time. Sometimes you cry after. Your whole body is tense and relaxed at the same time. And you feel like a teenager again because you don't want to stop. It's. That. Good.
by Unicorning July 20, 2017
a trio of unwordly proportions. spawned from montreal, canada, this threesome makes more infectious synth pop than you could ever hope to.
by bri June 23, 2004
by randomstrangerthatlikesunicorn June 09, 2014
going into a fast food place and getting a ice-cream cone then smashing it on your forhead then walking out
walker barnett went too chickfilla and smashed a ice-cone on his forhead
as his died friends died watching him go unicorning
as his died friends died watching him go unicorning
by the unicornerererr September 06, 2011