Unicorn

Something that obviously exists

I love that unicorn

by LuluXD March 5, 2018

Unicorn Pussy

The most rare of all pussy. So perfect it is magical and will make you feel like your in love for no real reason. It is so unbelievable that when you tell your friends, they will think you are exaggerating and that it doesnt exist.

Friend One: "Dude, i slept with that girl last night. It was so good . absolutely perfect. Best sex of my life, i think I'm in love"

Friend Two: "It couldn't have been that good. Sounds like some real Unicorn Pussy to me"

by Taylor Koen May 31, 2016

Unicorn

A unicorn is a mythical creature. It’s typically a horse with a straight horn projecting from the forehead.

Happiness is believing in unicorns.

by Average_Water-bottle January 3, 2021

Unicorn

A very beautiful, wild horse with a magical horn on its head. unicorns mostly have very long tail and manes. they love attention and protect the one they love.

wow look the Unicorn saved me life
it has a magic horn witch makes it so majestic

by Foxeymagic May 2, 2018

Unicorn Kid

A child, male or female, who is cute and loving. But at the same time really just wants to watch the world burn and is probably inherently a bit evil. They tend to be very intelligent at a young age which is also scary….

Despite the name they are not always obsessed with unicorns… they can be obsessed with other things like dinosaurs, robots, Pegasi, horses, horror movie villains, superheroes, supervillains, world dictators, aliens and the mafia….

Not to be confused with unicorn baby.

Oh my god, there’s somebody tied up in the basement. I think it is the baby sitter, yeah… sounds about right my 4 year old is a Unicorn Kid.

by Splitmindedfreak March 7, 2023

girlboss unicorn sparkle squad

a bunch of cool people who can kick ur nuts

boy: the girlboss unicorn sparkle squad probably so weak. LMFAO

girlboss unicorn sparkle squad: stfu stinky hoe *GIRLBOSS KICK*

boy: *dead*

by mikannnn_ December 18, 2021

Sloppy Unicorn

A stripper trick, often performed at skeezy bachelor parties, during which a lucky gentleman's forehead is adorned with a strap-on and the lovely young working lady (aka stripper) F's his face.

"Man, does my face smell like dirty whore after that Sloppy Unicorn!"

by Rex Manning March 4, 2010