Unholy Donut

When a preist gives a rimjob; or vice versa

with or without consent...

did you know the Father recieved an unholy donut Sunday?

by Jonnypcash December 07, 2021

unholy cross

Putting your right middle finger over your left middle finger, shaping that of a cross. It is used primarilly as an insult to others. Kind of like the finger, only more creative.

I gave my ex-boyfriend the unholy cross when he broke up with me.

by Anonymous July 06, 2003

unholy shower

Noun;
The act of Satan or higher demon urinating onto a virgin's head or breasts to induce erotic pleasure. Similar to a golden shower, but involving demonicpiss.

When Julie celebrated her 18th birthday, she received an unholy shower from Satan himself.

by Kronen V May 07, 2010

Unholy Bees

A group of people who play games together wearing bee themed apparel.

I'm playing Breaking Point with the Unholy Bees!

by HI IM 9 AND BFF WITH PEDOGUY October 23, 2020

Unholy Hairy

Where you stick your penis in a girls nose and jizz in it.

Hello there, would you like an UNHOLY HAIRY?

by Mark stiegs May 02, 2006

Unholy Threesome

A sexual relation between two men and one woman.

Paul and Peter had an unholy threesome with Mary.

by DJ Indiana Jones October 16, 2008

unholy baptism

The act of ejaculating in your partner's cupped hands, where you then dip your finger into said cum cup, and use this finger to draw a cross on their forehead.

Person 1: "Bro this person at church is such a freak, they asked for an unholy baptism!"

Person 2: "...a what?"

by Apple_Nut March 28, 2023