by Sandy Says February 19, 2021
Get the Unemploy ploymug. Behavior indicative of someone with too much time on their hands, lack of grounding in the culture of the proverbial "real world," and no urge to better oneself as opposed to merely pleasuring oneself.
Common among people with substantial savings, willing acquaintances, or SSDI/welfare checks to eliminate the immediate need for a job that would both limit one's free time (encouraging someone to use it wisely) and force a person to consider their fellow man's opinions more often.
Common among people with substantial savings, willing acquaintances, or SSDI/welfare checks to eliminate the immediate need for a job that would both limit one's free time (encouraging someone to use it wisely) and force a person to consider their fellow man's opinions more often.
Natalie just sits around all day and records all kinds of random sounds to make annoying songs out of on Ableton! Such unemployed behavior!
Jonas spends countless hours engaged in the unemployed behavior of becoming a hackeysack pro.
Jonas spends countless hours engaged in the unemployed behavior of becoming a hackeysack pro.
by NegativeReferral May 15, 2025
Get the unemployed behaviormug. A series of TikTok audios made by famous content creator Vexbolts often consist of remixes of trending audios. These remixes typically consist of various brain-rot vocabulary in place of the original lyrics.
by Juggastein January 22, 2025
Get the Unemployed Brainrot Bangersmug. Onboarding unemployed: A conditional offer to work for a job but you got fired before you even started.
After doing a finger print a few days later I had to do a wellness and health exam. I ask for special testing accommodations but I didn’t get any answer. I was supposed to get a start date but didn’t receive my onboarding papers. I guess I got “onboarding unemployed.” She told me that they’re no longer hiring.
by Bigbirddebelen October 19, 2022
Get the Onboarding unemployedmug. Being too caught up with online culture and brainrot or just doing absurd things usually in public for online views. This term has evolved to mean more than not having a job. You can even have a job and be unemployed. For example, if you scroll on titktok and work and when you get off you job for 13 hours, your still unemployed. If you make videos of yourself screaming online and telling the workers its not you, and then posting it online, your unemployed, even if you have a job.
by senseij April 15, 2025
Get the unemployedmug. by mrs tosser September 1, 2025
Get the unemployed nigelmug. Unemployed Behavior (noun) A brand of chronically jobless, internet-addicted degeneracy. Not just unemployed—unemployed by choice. Often seen in people living rent-free with no adult responsibilities. Symptoms: Using the N-word or “gay” as insults. “I was the plug. Everyone came to me for weed behind the gym.” “Remember the guy who jacked off in the back of class? Good times.” Glorifying past L’s like they were W’s (being expelled, suspended). Constant “remember when” storytelling. Posting conspiracy rants or edgy takes 24/7. Saying “based!” after offensive statements. Screaming “I don’t care” on things they obsess over. Subspecies: Antifa LARPers, Trump fanatics, fake anarchists living off government aid, Marxist TikTok philosophers with $100K debt preaching anti-capitalism on an iPhone, basement trolls ratio-ing people all day.
• “This dude’s out here talking about how he used to sell weed in 9th grade… classic unemployed behavior.”
• “If you have time to argue on Reddit for 8 hours about flat earth… that’s unemployed behavior.”
• “Telling strangers about the kid who used to jack off in your high school is unemployed behavior energy at its peak.”
• “If you have time to argue on Reddit for 8 hours about flat earth… that’s unemployed behavior.”
• “Telling strangers about the kid who used to jack off in your high school is unemployed behavior energy at its peak.”
by HeywoodJablomi May 10, 2025
Get the Unemployed Behaviormug.