understoned

When you are super stoned with your lifelong best friend, not really forming complete sentences or making much sense, yet you still understand each other.

Although Lisa and Kara consumed 100mg each of delicious edibles, they still understood each other... without even saying a word, they simply just understoned each other.

by GlazeHer March 1, 2020

Cuffing the undertoe

When one slips on their shoe without fully putting the heel part on so that they can help their girlfriend take out their stinky garbage in record time, albeit without exerting much energy.

Tony: I dont have time to put my shoes on for this garbage doo-hickey chore thing

Bri: simple solution- try cuffing the undertoe

by antbell21 January 12, 2019

Dystopian Undertones

The male (or female, for that matter) testes.

Jill: Ugh, I hate waking up to goddamned dystopian undertones every morning.

Angela: I know! It's, like, the same with Mike, he totally needs to shave them at least.

Jill: Uhh... what are you talking about?

Angela: Well, you know, Mike's dystopian undertones, his balls? You?

Jill: Roommate watching Fox every gorram morning at 7am... Balls? What the hell?

by RedAlert25 July 22, 2009

undertoad

(noun) A wrinkly toad that lives in disgusting woman's vagina. If a penis penetrates a vagina inhabited by an undertoad, it is at risk of being bitten off, eaten, and/or savagely mauled. Most undertoad have rows of many razor-sharp teeth, the better to ravage upon your male genitalia and/or objects of pleasure.

Broman: ew, ugh, dude, that chick last night had an undertoad. almost got my dick bit off.

Brosephine: i almost got an undertoad once. turns out i was just giving birth to a small baby shark.

by swissykins February 13, 2010

Sexual undertone

Implied either visually or verbally the sexual undertone is an unspoken sexual tension brought on by the use of words that would cause arousal for both parties without completely obvious sexual connotation

Wow that parking spot is very "tight" I font ever think I'll be able to fit in there#sexual undertone

by Chechemakasla March 6, 2018

Vaginal-Undertoe

The process or act in which the labia of the woman's vagina gets caught due to friction from the insertion of a member or object, and is pulled partially or completely inside the vaginal canal causing discomfort and or pain. (usu. due to a lack of lubrication)

my girlfriend complained that I didnt use enough lubrication and suffered from intermittent vaginal-undertoe.

by Esotericdom October 9, 2011

Undertow

The Undertow is illiterate and quick to anger when its masculinity feels threatened. The root of its anger is due to repeated head trauma as an infant. It can be found in sleazy strip joints, or Pottery Barn, depending on the time of day. The Undertow is easily outsmarted and is in danger of extinction. No effort has been made to save this species.

That Undertow gives a bad name to all Jets fans.

by CoveredInBees May 27, 2005