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ungasm

In terms of pleasure, the exact opposite of an orgasm. It is when your level of disgust reaches that which is rivaled only by the level of pleasure in an orgasm.
hooking up with your own mom gave you an ungasm
by J Bilo May 27, 2006
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Unassigned Assigned Seat

A seat in class (most often a college class) that you normally sit in all the time; so much so that it practically belongs to you. More often than not, the majority (or even the entirety) of the class has one because they pretty much always sit in the same seating arrangement every class. However, if the seats are not officially assigned in class by the professor/teacher, someone else could sit in your unassigned assigned seat either without knowing that you normally sit there (perhaps they're new to class or just never noticed), or in rarer cases deliberately, causing you to have to find another seat with discomfort and awkwardness. You feel that you HAVE to sit there every time because that seat is yours.
Someone sat in my Unassigned Assigned Seat in class today, even though they knew I always sit there. I felt so stupid when I had to find another seat to sit in.
by TheFiend138 October 17, 2016
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Uncannesy

Pronounced; uncanny.

The state of being anything but part of the Cannes film festival.

1. Annoying things that happen in the cinema. Not limited to cinema, often used in more general terms to describe something off-putting or distracting.

2. Not suited to be part of the Cannes film festival.

2. Usually referring to activities that would be frowned upon at the festival. For instance: watching DVDs, chewing popcorn loudly etc..

Commonly misspelt or misinterpreted (by those with little appreciation for those things uncannesy) as uncanny.
1: Turn your iPod down, i'm trying to work and it's seriously uncannesy.

2: Nah... This is just how it is, sorry...
by xZ JIB Zx May 25, 2010
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uncalled for

Inapproriate, unsuitable, or just plain wrong for a situation.
*All blacks when AGAIN! Team and crowd cheers*
Team member A: Fucking awesome!
*Team member B slaps team member A on ass*
Team member A: That was just uncalled for mate.
by Ja Jackson August 13, 2005
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UCAS whore

UCAS is a university processing system in the United Kingdom. Part of an application consists of a single page document called a personal statement.

This personal statement ideally should explain why you should be accepted to the course.

A UCAS whore is a person who loses all social activity and a life in order to do things to put down on their personal statement. Usually it comes to the point of idiocy whereby they get their parents to phone into school in order to force the school to give their whore spawn more extracurriculars.

A UCAS whore usually wants to do medicine, but is not limited in their course scope. They also do things such as Political Talks despite wanting to do medicine and not realising it will NOT HELP THEM AT ALL get onto the course.

Sadly it is a plague sweeping the teenage youth of Britain.
"Hey, wanna hang out on Saturday?"

"Nah I'm scrubbing the homeless's assholes for my personal statement, then I'm pouring coffee for a local councillor"

"Uh, what course did you want to do again?"

"Medicine!"

"Good for you. I'm going now *under breath* UCAS whore cunt prick"

"Medicine. Medicine.Medicine. I have no other purpose".
by vexed123 June 29, 2010
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UCAS

University College Application Service, or something like that. Basically a service that allows you to apply for universities that is so incredibley long winded and complex that you loose the will to live as one uni after another rejects you.
"You have been rejected from <insert univeristy name here>. Better luck next year!"

Bastards.
by Bone Idle Student March 3, 2005
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unfashionably late

Derived from fashionably late.
To be unfashionably late is to have missed, and gone over the time period (between 5-15 minutes) where you are fashionably late. While being fashionably late is recognized by the host(s), being unfashionably late makes you seem rude.
"Tom was unfashionably late for my party, what a dick"
by hardddcahh May 28, 2007
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