A Wiki that parodizes Wikipedia, though isn't completely as funny. Uncyclopedia is made of a surprising talented group of people who clearly understand satire, and the other 89%, which is made out of solely young children who think calling everyone a "whore", "fag" and "slut" is humorous.
Girl 1: John turned 13 today, though couldn't attend his birthday. He was too busy being "funny" on Uncyclopedia by calling Rihanna fat.
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That crazy bastard is going down the mountain with his unicycle!
I'm going to unicycle to the store for more beer.
I'm going to unicycle to the store for more beer.
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Bollocks talker: the special effects are inoculous to those who are long sighted partially sighted or otherwise blind.
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Get the unacceptable mug.Less commonly known as an arranged circle of four or more unicorns, all having their horns stuck up either their 'partner's' anus or vagina (almost always for sexual pleasure).
Running around in a circle (almost similar to the joy of little girls running around dat maypole) can take place for personal amusement.
The crudely based derivatives include:
Uni- (contraction of 'unicorn' in this case; not meaning 'one' or 'single')
Cycle (as in the specific arrangement of horn-to-ass positions, creating one continuous loop)
Running around in a circle (almost similar to the joy of little girls running around dat maypole) can take place for personal amusement.
The crudely based derivatives include:
Uni- (contraction of 'unicorn' in this case; not meaning 'one' or 'single')
Cycle (as in the specific arrangement of horn-to-ass positions, creating one continuous loop)
1.Upon seeing this unicycle, the man threw up and began fapping to the spectacle.
2.Boy: "Weirdest circus ever."
Girl: "Oh, I didn't get to see it. What was it like?"
Boy: "There was this -this... unicycle! A bunch of clowns were riding it, too!"
Girl: "That doesn't sound too bad, I mean, ALL of those clowns on one unicycle? What's so weird about that?"
Boy: "Y-you don't wanna know. I... I think I'll g-*hurk* -go and lie down for a little bit..."
Girl: "Huh, that's weird. I usually find unicycles to be arousing... Hehe, hornplay."
2.Boy: "Weirdest circus ever."
Girl: "Oh, I didn't get to see it. What was it like?"
Boy: "There was this -this... unicycle! A bunch of clowns were riding it, too!"
Girl: "That doesn't sound too bad, I mean, ALL of those clowns on one unicycle? What's so weird about that?"
Boy: "Y-you don't wanna know. I... I think I'll g-*hurk* -go and lie down for a little bit..."
Girl: "Huh, that's weird. I usually find unicycles to be arousing... Hehe, hornplay."
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