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umbrella guy

Teh guy who protects Michael Jackson's sensitive skin from sunlight by holding an umbrella over him immediately upon exiting a building.
I have the best job in the world, keeping Michael safe from harmful UV rays!!!
by Universalist May 17, 2005
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umbrella moment

When an insanely famous celebrity reaches their breaking point and does/says something totally absurd while in the spotlight.
This expression stems from the infamous period in 2007 when Britney Spears shaved her head and bashed a paparazzi's car with an umbrella.
Justin Bieber yelled at his fans in concert in Prague for cheering too much. He's having his umbrella moment.
by jjjjjjjjdb November 21, 2016
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Screaming umbrella

When a person yells out in pain after being pentatrated by a closed hand and then having it opened inside and pulled out in a quick swift motion.
Joel didnt use enough lubrication when performing the screaming umbrella on Jen's rectum causing her to need anal reconstruction.
by Jhump2525 April 17, 2017
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Umbrelling

This act is very similar to the act of throwing shade. Instead of just having an attitude, however, you raise a small drink umbrella (commonly found in cocktails) above the person you wish to throw shade at and reprimand them for what they have said.
Isaac: Is Queen B's new album perfect or what?
Griffin: It's okay, I guess.
Isaac: *umbrelling Griffin* You can go.
by professionalshadethrower December 21, 2013
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umbrellacide

The real or imagined fear of being speared by a wayward umbrella while enjoying an afternoon at the beach.
Without Frank's quick reflexes, the entire beach party was in serious risk of injury due to the wildly errant beach umbrella. "Thanks Frank, umbrellacide is an unfortunate way to go," his friends applauded.
by ilovesaturdays July 27, 2010
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Under the Umbrella

A general term to refer to someone who is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transexual, questioning, intersex, etc. The degree of how far "under the umbrella" a person is indicates the extent of their homosexuality; for instance, someone who is bi-curious would be described as a little under the umbrella, whereas a flamer would be deep under the umbrella.
Jesse (in Forever 21): That guy is so far under the umbrella, you can't even see his head.

Jef (in Forever 21): I'm pretty sure every guy here is at least half under the umbrella.
by Appoggiasaurus February 22, 2011
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Unbrella

An umbrella turned inside out by forceful wind.
It won't keep you dry but if you want to, you can stand under my unbrella-ella-ella.
by Joel Madberg May 23, 2008
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