Uber-shaming

When you successfully convince your friends to take Uber instead of the subway like peasants.

James: Yo, u wanna meet at the train at 11?
Tony: Shit man, u finna drop hundies on bottles n u cant spend for a cab??
James: U rite fam, my bad. Lemme order that Uber

Tony: Hunnit. Next time lets do without dat Uber-shaming tho

by Dictiontony January 14, 2017

Uber Slow

When you are not getting enough Uber rides.

Today was Uber Slow to the point of pulling my hair out. No money made today!

by Golden029 May 24, 2019

Uber-shocker

The act of the shocker, only the two fingers are replaced by the man's feet, and the pinky is replaced by either the right or the left arm.

i gave that elephant an Uber-shocker

by Fatty Mctard April 29, 2003

uber stoned

to be REALLY high. to not even know where you are. but only high on the herb!

Blaxon:Dood!
Bleeblaw:What nigha?
Blaxon:I'm uber on a scooter!
Bleeblaw:Dood so am i!
Blaxon:We're UBER STONED!

by babymoscottynigguh April 25, 2008

uber space gimp

'Cool' Asian nerd with eating disorder. The space gimp is not a person but a phenomenon. Her strange obsession with cat clothing and astonishing ability in the field of ‘gimp pimping’ has made her renowned throughout the universe.

The space gimp is usually found in the solitude of computer room 3 where she hides her vast stash of donuts. She can be recognized by her gimp like features and is often seen brandishing her USB stick or laughing at birds.

'Lam, your such an uber space nerd'
'Dude, did you see teddy get mauled by the uber space gimp today'
uber space nerd: 'can someone lick my back?'

by Napoleon April 16, 2005

Uber sikk

sikker than sikk
it also means your epicly hawt

Cholayy: hey charmander you look uber sikk d00d
Charmander: thanks brah!

by Chloe Boyd April 24, 2008

Uber Sloop

A finely crafted sail boat with the properties of AWESOME.

Unlike its more boring predecessor, the simple Sloop, the Uber Sloop is designed for total Awesome.

It's uses are:

Sailing in Uber water, where normal Sloops dare not sail.

Maintains awesome at all times.

Inspires awesome.

Can be used to fire Awesome Lazer.

All who board are considered Awesome for the remnants of all time.
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Only the Best receive a Uber Sloop, acquired only through God.

Or selling your soul to satan (purposely spelled without a capital S), which i don't recommend.

It's that Good.

I among few, have received a Uber Sloop.

God has bestowed upon thee, THY UBER SLOOP.

by Ages August 6, 2008