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Just Using Their Laptops

A lie told to superiors when being caught in flagrante delicto, especially the act of sexual intercourse. From the recent Northwest Airline escapade.
Jim and John were just using their laptops to review quarterly performance figures.
by Edwin Havisham October 26, 2009
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B I G R O B U X S C A M
Usually found in popular Roblox games. At any certain point in time, a bot can join, paste this, and leave.
(This is what can be seen in chat when the scam happens)
SERVER stupidgreedyboy69I has joined the game.
stupidgreedyboi69I just got TONS of ROBUX using rblx.gg! Visit rblx.gg on your browser to generate TONS of ROBUX instantly!
SERVER stupidgreedyboy69I has left the game.
by Supertrain12 December 23, 2019
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The caption of a few images used when an individual says something that seems as if they were new to the world wide web.
kid: (in big red font) L00k whut i kan d0!
average human: *HA! HA! I'm using teh internet! image*
by yoshi February 12, 2005
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I Heard You Using the Microwave

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.
Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'
by #THE_QUEEN November 17, 2016
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why am i using urban dictionary?

Either you don't own an actual dictionary or your looking for funny definitions like this
why am i using urban dictionary? Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the bookstore after I hit that guy so I don't have any books
by UltraBoss December 2, 2016
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Hey there! i am using whatsapp

The status message of someone who isn't using whatsapp
Hey there! i am using whatsapp
No you're not otherwise, you would have changed the default status message
by josjos21 December 26, 2021
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im using my rose toy

hi
im using my rose toy
by hugewetvaajayna October 20, 2023
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