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Ursula

An exceptionally talented woman who enjoys Pink Floyd, dark/dry humor, and new experiences, possibly all at once. Very open minded and non-judgmental. Is always right depending on who you ask.

An Ursula will be able to listen to your problems and simplify them for you. Also looks badass in a leather jacket and is proficient in sudoku if given the opportunity. Likes beer but drinks 'responsibly', whatever that means. Prefers a pajama party over house parties, but will be fine in either scenario.

If you see an Ursula in any social setting, an appropriate ice breaker is to talk about something related to cats. Also, she may or may not know what day of the week it is.
Frank: I feel like such an Ursula today.
by Anthony's Fan Club October 21, 2019
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Ursa Minor

When a guy is getting head from his girl and playing video games at the same time.
Dude, my girl never knew I was Ursa Minoring her while she gave me head!

see also: ursa major
by OhUrsa March 24, 2009
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Ilford Ursuline

Ilford Ursuline is a school in ilford full of elite slags and skets from Redbridge, Newham and barking. Most of the girls have a higher body count than GCSES. In this school Year 7s steak coco pops from Tesco’s and give uck to 7 guys in Dagenham at 10pm. Majority of the girls are cock conisseurs and have to wear braces because their teeth bruk from all the dick that has been in their mouth.
Guy1: yooo what school does that girl you’re linking come from

Guy2: she comes from Ilford Ursuline

Guy1: nah don’t link her her pussy is wider than the Romford road
by miss Russel March 23, 2019
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Ursula's Maid

Using vaginal muscles to crush a mans penis to extract information, or ever for pure torture. Some women have been known to counteract rape. These muscles can be strengthened by Kegal exercises, yoga, and various stretches.
She used Ursula's Maid to rob that Bank!

Female Bandits in the late 19th century would use this to bed a man, and then get him reveal important information, or as a form of robbery.
Some modern day women use this to excite their sex life, or protect themselves from rape.
by Sierra the Vegan January 1, 2008
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urself

TEXT/AOLer speak for 'yourself'. It's similar to the practice of writing u instead of you, and ur instead of you're/your.
nub: OMG, L2P URSELF B4 UR TELL ME WHAT 2 DO.
Alan:Is that reponse also available in English?
by thepreacheragain October 7, 2006
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Ursula

A beautiful smol bean who loves sushi and deserves the best in this world and much much love.
Guy 1 : Oh my god that's Ursula
Guy 2 : Who?

Guy 1 : Ursi! She's so adorable!
by Conner1728 June 4, 2017
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The Ursuline School

a school full of the hottest girls around, and who know how to have fun and party like no other...it is basiclly the funnest school to go to...most people are jealous because they got rejected...
by tonedd December 28, 2005
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