Unscrew

Unscrew(v) Masturbating with one's left hand; the opposite of screwing yourself.

"Instead of screwing himself, Johny decided to use his left hand and furiously unscrew himself."

by CLiFF June 3, 2004

unscrewupable

adj (un-skrü-up-ā-bəl) - to be configured in a way that even the most daft minded idiots should not be able to perform improperly.

He's gone and ruined the unscrewupable. How does he manage to not make my drink right? Everything is pre-measured and timed to remove operator error!

by funkyrequiem April 12, 2011

unscratchable itch

Love

I'm in unscratchable itch

by Arpan Bhutan April 29, 2019

unschool

Similar to homeschooling, minus the learning part. There is no curriculum involved, there is no structure, and there is no social interaction with other kids their age. Typically leads to severe social anxiety, an IQ of 79, the inability to spell any word over 4 letters, refusal of vaccinations, homeopathy, and virtually no grasp on how the scientific method works. Honestly they don't even know what the scientific method is. They can't spell science.

"I started unschooling Johnny this week!"

"Oh is that like homeschooling?"
"Kind of, I just let him sit at home eating whatever food I can afford to buy him with my food stamps, and he's gotten really good at Minecraft."
"Oh...well that doesn't sound very healthy. Are you sure it works?"
"I'm not sure, but last night I heard him scream 'YOU SHIT EATING COCK NOZZLE, I'LL FUCK YOUR MOM!' while he was playing Call of Duty."

by Antivaxxers bleach their asses October 20, 2015

unscented

Without a scent or odor, no added scents (esp. personal products), having a natural scent or odor, not artificially scented; does not contain manufactured chemical scents; odouriferous.

Unscented bath soap, natural smells of an orchard or barnyard, not perfumed or covered up.

by MichelleL March 19, 2006

unscrupulousness

Being devious. sneaky. you morally wrong spaghett.

Cedricswan doesn't like the unscrupulousness in booty.

Xavier thought with such unscrupulousness , that he turned naughty forever.

by Aleana is a wiiner February 11, 2018

unscumpter

a person who will shadily try to pull a fast one on you. Closely related to scum-bag or simply scum. They hide shadily in the background until the right moment and take advantage of you.

Bernie Madoff was an excellent unscumpter with his ponzi scheme.

by YoSoyTuPAPA973 August 13, 2010