Unhorny

when women are gross yuck

Woman: sex me now, please.
dude: no thank you I am unhorny and would not like to partake in sexual intercourse with you for I find you rather repulsive.

by A Fake Fat Sunny January 23, 2021

Unhinged

The act of an individual or a group of individuals taking unreasonably aggressive amounts of action to reach a pinnacle state.

Things are going to get totally fucking unhinged today.

This week was completely unhinged.

by Danimal201 March 31, 2019

Unholy Hand Grenade

The act of flatulating in small inanimate object (usually a pillow or stuffed animal) for the purpose of delivering its putrid payload to the olfactory sensors of an unsuspecting bystander.

While Cliff was passed out on the sofa I lobbed an unholy hand grenade at his face. Hilarity ensued.

by JoNeBoY August 14, 2010

unhailoed

a badass metal band from auburn, washington

dude i went and saw unhailoed last night. my head hurts from the mind blowing.

by metalheadcowboy September 1, 2010

unholy candle

A unholy candle is a dope person who uses all her time watching sleazy slashers and satanic pictures online. A unholy candle is also known as one of the most extremely stalkers, sending mix-tapes with her own breath repeating over and over again to the persons she likes and she always have her victims hair in her pocket.
A unholy candle usually only have one freind, a side kick -that are just like her. The unholy candles want to be forever 12 years old. When the unholy candles are together they wasting most of ther time running around town, watch movies, stalking on the net or talking about LiLo.

MARIA: "A hippie just told me that i was waste of skin, i hate the stupid creative colorheads, i got a bit sad you know!!!"
ESTER: "I know!!! a guy called Cookie ones told me that i was a gore goat."
MARIA: "whaaaat serioulsy, what tha' hack."
ESTER: "you are sooo dope, you are a unholy candle full of satanic blood."
MARIA: "Wanna watch Mean Girls Lilo is so Fetch? btw i have a mix-tape for you."

by †reptilicus† January 28, 2009

Unholy Trinity

The unholy trinity consists of 3 shock sites, Lemonparty, Goatse, and Tubgirl. These are some of the most vile things that can be found on the Internet, and so are fun to show your friends! If you can masturbate to these images, you gain the conveted Internet ability, immunity to shock sites.

It is said that if you view the entire unholy trinity at one time your eyes will explode into a fountain of blood and brains and that this will be perfered to seeing all three of the images.

by John Argon August 23, 2006

Unholyverse

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fanfiction trilogy that will tear your heart to pieces and change your perspective on the world and religion. Featuring Frank Iero as an unfortunate piercer and Gerard Way, a mysterious priest. Read at your own risk.

Did you read the Unholyverse?

Man, don't even mention, that shit is dark.

by WowNatalie May 20, 2017