When 2 Ukrainian brothers attend a Christmas party and stand under a mistletoe and as per Ukrainian tradition they measure their penises the male with longer cock gets to smash a beer bottle on the losers head
Jamilyn attended this years Christmas party but accidentally stepped under the mistletoe causing a Ukrainian mistletoe safe to say she lost
by Swazey1450 March 2, 2023
Get the Ukrainian Mistletoe mug.A man from ukrainian descent, that was not struck by ghenghis khan and his samll penised army. Thus, making that mans penis very large.
People who were raped by ghenghis khans army, are now known as russians, who have normal sized penises.
DO NOT FORGET. Ukrainians have the biggest penis ever, even more the black people's penis.
People who were raped by ghenghis khans army, are now known as russians, who have normal sized penises.
DO NOT FORGET. Ukrainians have the biggest penis ever, even more the black people's penis.
by Shamen & Goozie August 30, 2006
Get the Ukrainian mug.When you spank off in a chic's ass crack. Once her shitter is full of your baby batter, one gets a running start and jumps on her legs, with a raging boner. Your meat missle misses going in her asshole and pushes your cum up onto her back as you slide forward leaving her back in a frothy whitewater mess.
Megan said she wanted something different Not wanted to take Megan's anal virginity, Hal gave Megan a Ukrainian Waterslide. Hal slid off and hit the coffee table. The next day he was in a neck brace.
by RoawdyC June 3, 2016
Get the Ukrainian Waterslide mug.When a man knocks a woman unconscious. He then proceeds to build a pulley system on the ceiling of his room. He then ties the woman, by her feet, to the pulley system, slowly pulling her up. at this time, the man, with his penis out, positions himself right below the woman's mouth. He then releases the pulley. Right before the woman's mouth hits his penis, he trusts upwards with his penis, shoving his cock in her mouth and through her neck, impaling her.
"Last night was a disaster. i gave this girl a UP (ukrainian piledriver), and i killed her."
"..........YES!!" (high fives)
"..........YES!!" (high fives)
by Darryl Harding August 22, 2006
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Get the ukrainian boat ride mug.Someone from Ukraine, or of Ukrainian descent. Usually stands at an above average height, but many are known to be quite enormous (e.g. Klitschko's).
A true Ukrainian speaks his native tongue and knows how to dance. We tend to stay out of world affairs, because we have enough of our own problems with Moscals breathing down our necks.
Some Ukrainians usually tend to dislike Russians, because of the history and culture they have stolen from us and accredited to themselves, even our native dish called Borsch!
In all they are fine people who are easy to be friends with.
A true Ukrainian speaks his native tongue and knows how to dance. We tend to stay out of world affairs, because we have enough of our own problems with Moscals breathing down our necks.
Some Ukrainians usually tend to dislike Russians, because of the history and culture they have stolen from us and accredited to themselves, even our native dish called Borsch!
In all they are fine people who are easy to be friends with.
by Stepan Bandera April 19, 2008
Get the Ukrainian mug.A girl who is smart enough to destroy you, take your boyfriend, your friends, destroy your life at a moment as she appears. Se is always good looking, good dancing, well educated, smart and know tricks which you don't. But anyway she is a f$cking bich
by Marijke84 July 4, 2009
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