Ukrainian Bidet

When a person crawls into the space under a porta potty and spits a mouthful of shit water all over a dangling grundle.

Jim the salty hobo gave Jenny a Ukrainian Bidet, and her pussy lips turned green and fell off. He had a shit eating grin afterwards.

by Steven Spalldarph December 09, 2019

Ukrainian Shower

When a guy stops by your apartment and washes his dick in your sink.

Man, he just took a Ukrainian shower in my apartment.

by Roger Cliemens June 16, 2023

Ukrainian Switcheroo

When a man who is having rough anal sex with either a man or a woman, and before ejaculating, the man withdraws and cums into the woman/mans nasal passage, then the man or woman then snot rockets the semen into the mans mouth.

Dude, my girlfriend can't smell anymore because of the Ukrainian Switcheroo I gave her last night.

by Mr. Iamsodamnsick January 22, 2013

Ukrainian picnic

When you get a blowjob in an open field, which is common in Ukraine.

1. she doesn't know how to cook, but she can still make a Ukrainian picnic!

2. drinks should be Irish and picnics should be Ukrainian.

by Ukie Czupiel. February 06, 2009

Ukrainian Milkshake

n. The act of performing oral sex on a woman; cunnilingus

"I'm heading to my girlfriend's house for dinner and hopefully a Ukrainian milkshake for dessert."

by Brad T.D.C May 08, 2009

Ukrainian twins

Babies conceived during or after eating pierogies. Alternately, conceived on top of a plate of pierogies.

I gave birth to Ukrainian twins 40 weeks after a delicious, pierogi-fuelled roll in the hay

by Thrillhouse3412 August 11, 2023

Ukrainian Slingshot

The act of grabbing someone’s testicles from behind and pulling them back till they sling forward.

“Yo Jonathan gave Timmy the old Ukrainian slingshot in the locker room.”

by Ball slingshot September 10, 2023