UFC Girl

The type of girl you want to "ground and pound" , or want to have sex with. A play on Ultimate Fighting Championship language.

Person 1: You see that one over there?
Person 2: Ya.
Person 1: Shes such a UFC girl!

by DocStrange1200 June 3, 2010

Ufc name

A UFC name is always a name that sounds badass or heroic. You know who "the Truth" and "the Beast from Hell" are, but why isn't there a guy like Rob "da Weasel" Fallon or Brandon "the Propaganda Artist" Verone in the UFC?

Guy1-Tell the truth Brandon what's your real UFC name?
UFC fighter-Brandon "I ain't gonna even gonna lie" Verone
Guy 2-They don't call this guy "the Propaganda artist" for nothing
Brandon- No trust me, that's the name I fight as, Brandon "I Ain't even gonna lie" Verone.
Guy 1 and 2- Bullshit!

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2017

UFC Fiesta

A get-together centered around a large amount of consumption of alcohol, usually in the form of beer, accompanied by the purchase of a UFC fight on the big screen.

Sporadic outbursts of guitar strumming and sing-a-longs can usually be anticipated.

"You know what makes a FIESTA awesome? UFC fights. We're gonna have a UFC Fiesta."
"Mom had mentioned y'all playing some guitar and ol' girl singing, too."
"Can't wait to see y'all so we can jam."

by Spankaliciousness August 6, 2010

UFC'd

The act of using mixed martial arts or brute force, to incapacitate and destroy an enemy or unsuspecting friend/stranger. Preferably using painful holds and multiple elbows to the face.

1. Allen :Did you see Timmy get his face smashed in by Mike?

Bryan: Hell yeah, he totally got UFC'd.

2. Did you see those retarded kids fighting over those crayons? The kid with down syndrome UFC'd the shit outta the kid with Parkinsons.

by jacktherippedstoner October 26, 2009

UFC Fighting

When you have to shit soo bad, but can't because you're not down to drop a deuce in a public restroom, or not near a restroom, and ur pucker hole is in a "full clinch" to keep it in! Also see "prairie dogging"

Omg dude, have you seen the bathroom here? I'm totally UFC Fighting this one, but I'm not letting my ass near that toilet!

by onAmission February 4, 2010

ufc_fan

A female poster on mma-fighter that tends to dance around with her blouse undone but get's upset when people look.

see online games for ufc_fan mma-fighter chicks

by Chris Leben September 2, 2006

UFC BITCH

When you schuste a person or thing and yell UFC BICTH.

A guy I know punched a microwave and the kid next to him yelled UFC BITCH!!!

by Gigantic Hunt January 21, 2008