Tyrannosaurus Twat

A Tyrannosaurus Twat, is someone who is most definitely at the top of the prick pyramid, when it comes for general shithousing without intent. The Tyrannosaurus Twat is someone we all know, and can only be reserved for one individual we know, and maybe (at a push) their spouse/partner.

My boss just asked me to complete a task that I had already done two weeks ago, and he hadn’t bothered to read his emails, and made me look like I’m incompetent. What a Tyrannosaurus Twat!

by VonC May 12, 2021

Tyrannosaurus Rex

Tyrannosaurus Rex, Meaning ‘tyrant lizard king’, was a theropod carnivore from North America in the Cretaceous period of the Mesozoic, It lived from 70 million years ago to 66 million years ago, It had a height of 5.4 metres (20 feet) and a length of 14 metres, it had a crushing bite force of 10,000 PSI, enough to crush a car and was a Apex predator of its time, and it also weighed 10 metric tonnes

“Hey dude, did you see the Tyrannosaurus Rex exhibit at the museum?” Said Jerry
“Yeah, it was cool” Said Chad

by Paleo_dude August 1, 2022

tyrannosaurus flex

Someone who is so ripped, they could kill a dinosaur just from punching it in the ovaries.

Random Australian Guy - "Ay mate did ya see that guy in the gym benching 4 plates?"
Random non-Australian Guy - "Ah yeah he was such a tyrannosaurus flex."

by Mr. Micro Penis February 24, 2017

tyrannosaurus queef monkey

when you slap a midgets ass and it diarrhea's all over your body.

i smell like shit i did the tyrannosaurus queef monkey.

by gedkghngkjjnhgijh April 29, 2009

Tyrannosaurus Arms

When going out with peers to a bar or restaurant and the same person never offers to buy a round, hence they have the short arms of a Tyrannosaurus and cannot reach their wallet.

-Wow I spent a lot of money last night.

-Yeah we paid for Joe all night. He couldn’t reach his wallet because of his tiny tyrannosaurus arms.

by kale1040 December 5, 2011

Tyrannosaurus Tits

When a lady's baps are surprisingly small and flappy (like T Rex arms) in comparison with the rest of her body shape.

Chris: "have you seen that bird Phil is shagging?"
Dan: "yes, she must be twenty stone easy"
Chris : "yeah, but she has tyrannosaurus tits"
Dan: "fat with no tits? why is he with her ?"

by DazCaz2 March 12, 2015

Tyrannosaurus SEX

Mega sex action that includes a huge dick and a tight pussy.

"Man, Jim and Christina were having Tyrannosaurus SEX in their car last night."

by mikejohnphillips January 27, 2007