A Tylenol American is a person from the United States who is clearly retarded and suffers a developmental disability from their mother overdosing on Tylenol during her pregnancy.
by Coastal_Guardian October 6, 2025
Get the Tylenol Americanmug. The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.
Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.
by anonymous January 12, 2021
Get the Kids Tylenol Dumpmug.