cross tops

Small tablets of amphetamine. Often sold in little bags of one hundred. Made with two crossed grooves pressed into the top of the tablet. Sometimes called 'beans'.

"I'm going to score some cross tops for the concert when I get paid."

by Eric Peterson August 15, 2005

Topshopping

The act of pulling out someones tie so it is on the outside of that persons jumper/coat.

1) Reach out to a person you are speaking to or around
2) Pull out their tie without them being able to stop you
3) Say "Top Shop"
4) Laugh at their slight annoyance as they put their tie back in

<Matt> Topshop
*pulls out Jake's tie with amazing speed*
<Jake> You Dick
*Puts tie back in*
<Matt> Topshop>
*Pulls out tie again*
<Jake> Dick!!!! Stop topshopping me

by Pystey1 November 19, 2009

Tops and Fingers

The act of fondling a womens breasts and fingering her vagina

Hey Bert did you fuck her behind the bike sheds last night ? No man but I got tops and fingers.

by Alf Hart December 29, 2007

Topsykrest

Topsykrest is a squeaker When you talk to one and is bad at all games

Justin is a fucking topsykrest6

by xXMike57Xx July 11, 2019

topside pool piss

Taking a leak directly into a pool, from the comfort of the pool deck when a bathroom or a secluded bush are just steps away. Usually a booze induced act, the topside pool piss is always met with harsh criticisim from angry onlookers who havent had nearly as many keg beers as the subject taking the piss.

Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.

Ashley Cooke: Hey Cooper.. did you see that shitbombtaking a topside pool piss...??

Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.

by topsidepoolpisser June 22, 2011

twoskin

An insult for a guy who is half-Jewish (generally used if their father is Jewish). Is meant to imply that they are only half-circumcised.

A stereotype of twoskins is they have "Reverse Jew Syndrome", wherein they are susceptible to blatant rip-offs.

You bought a can of soda for five dollars? You're such a twoskin.

by Thomas Hutchinson February 4, 2007

Twosie

To crap. Also, a Deuce. Number Two.

The Todd: "I've got a Doozie of a Twosie!" - Scrubs

by D-Biz October 14, 2006